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KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
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KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆3 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
I too keep tissue in my-
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KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.
Ah, blessed Internet. Never stop teaching me weird things I may or may not need down the road. 1 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
I mean.. heh. Obviously i do, starting now4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
Tissues, knife, flashlight and hand sanitizer (all pre-Covid, btw). Also, a nail kit. I hate when I break a nail and it's all jagged. Drives me nuts.3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
yeah i was gonna say they got these tiny tubeless rolls in the camping section at walmart for super cheap yall girls need to INVEST
jeezus loweezus no wonder the ladies bathrooms were always the worst when i had to clean them at my old job3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.
Or this 😆5 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
yeah i was gonna say they got these tiny tubeless rolls in the camping section at walmart for super cheap yall girls need to INVEST
jeezus loweezus no wonder the ladies bathrooms were always the worst when i had to clean them at my old job
LMAO. They're the worst. I knew it before my job at Subway.. that job just enforced my previous opinion. And people wonder why I don't use public toilets unless I absolutely have to. 2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.
Or this 😆
ah yes the "back yard backwash"3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
yeah i was gonna say they got these tiny tubeless rolls in the camping section at walmart for super cheap yall girls need to INVEST
jeezus loweezus no wonder the ladies bathrooms were always the worst when i had to clean them at my old job
Ladies room in target is the worst, i have never seen carnage like goes on in there5 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
yeah i was gonna say they got these tiny tubeless rolls in the camping section at walmart for super cheap yall girls need to INVEST
jeezus loweezus no wonder the ladies bathrooms were always the worst when i had to clean them at my old job
i just put folded up some in a lil baggie
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KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
Tissues, knife, flashlight and hand sanitizer (all pre-Covid, btw). Also, a nail kit. I hate when I break a nail and it's all jagged. Drives me nuts.
i got a first aid kit, knife, led light, mace, and hand sanitizer
then lil kit in my car with battery pack and food and more stuff2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
yeah i was gonna say they got these tiny tubeless rolls in the camping section at walmart for super cheap yall girls need to INVEST
jeezus loweezus no wonder the ladies bathrooms were always the worst when i had to clean them at my old job
Ladies room in target is the worst, i have never seen carnage like goes on in there
i worked at a big video store years ago and i always volunteered to clean the bathrooms at the end of the night on Fridays and Saturdays.
not that i wanted to.
but it was better than dealing with people.
and i could make that part of the job take like 2 hours every time and it was always satisfying getting to tell angry people that "oops sorry bathrooms closed for cleaning"
but sometimes i regretted it. sometimes i regretted it all.5 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
Tissues, knife, flashlight and hand sanitizer (all pre-Covid, btw). Also, a nail kit. I hate when I break a nail and it's all jagged. Drives me nuts.
i got a first aid kit, knife, led light, mace, and hand sanitizer
then lil kit in my car with battery pack and food and more stuff
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.
Or this 😆
This one works great for when home..
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