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I wanna live in a world where..

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  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    My children don't come home talking about how they had to hide in the bathroom stall during a lock down drill and make sure to put their feet up on the toilet so an active shooter wouldn't know they were in there.

    This this and more this!
  • Shaggy_T
    Shaggy_T Posts: 44 Member
    Parents actually parent their children.
  • Mama_runs_slow
    Mama_runs_slow Posts: 1,078 Member
    people say what they mean and mean what they say
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    people say what they mean and mean what they say

    You are awesome.
    I still mean it.
  • andreascjonsson
    andreascjonsson Posts: 433 Member
    Communism actually work, everyone shares the resources equally and still strive to better society and humanity without the carrot of monitary gain or a better social standing.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    People stop being so bleeping racist.
  • Mama_runs_slow
    Mama_runs_slow Posts: 1,078 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    people say what they mean and mean what they say

    You are awesome.
    I still mean it.

    :* Thank you! You are pretty awesome yourself
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Puberty didn’t exist

    Shaving at 5 doesn't seem like the best idea.

    I agree, that’s way too early in the morning

    She’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Puberty didn’t exist

    Shaving at 5 doesn't seem like the best idea.

    I agree, that’s way too early in the morning

    She’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

    I prefer the shotgun approach with jokes. Just get as many of them out there as you can and hope one sticks
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Puberty didn’t exist

    Shaving at 5 doesn't seem like the best idea.

    I agree, that’s way too early in the morning

    She’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

    I prefer the shotgun approach with jokes. Just get as many of them out there as you can and hope one sticks

    That's not all you hope... nevermind.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    reality is merely an illusion, and fear is only a projection of the mind.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    everyone is dreaming and they don't want to wake up.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    Parents didn't break their child's spirit.
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    Gardens dont get weeds
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    ...sleep was not a thing needed for health and survival.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Kindness, intelligence, and accomplishments for the greater good are more important and popular, than being popular.
  • rkdausch
    rkdausch Posts: 6 Member
    Jungkook doesn’t show his abs and we can possibly soft stan Taemin
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    Where people would stop texting and driving.

    Or looking at there phones at red lights and getting a late start when it turns green, causing others behind them to miss there chance to make it through!!!!
  • Where people are nice to each other. Where people acknowledge one another in the street. Where your neighbour says good morning.

    Move North :)
  • DWBalboa wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Internet dating sites don’t exist

    I thought that you liked MFP? :lol:

    After discovering all of the relationships and marriages that have started here... it really is a dating site! I wonder if I've met my future husband on MFP
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Internet dating sites don’t exist

    I thought that you liked MFP? :lol:

    After discovering all of the relationships and marriages that have started here... it really is a dating site! I wonder if I've met my future husband on MFP

    you had me until you said the H word

    I really should stop swearing so much... I'm surprised mfp didnt kitten out the H word
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Internet dating sites don’t exist

    I thought that you liked MFP? :lol:

    After discovering all of the relationships and marriages that have started here... it really is a dating site! I wonder if I've met my future husband on MFP

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  • DWBalboa wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Internet dating sites don’t exist

    I thought that you liked MFP? :lol:

    After discovering all of the relationships and marriages that have started here... it really is a dating site! I wonder if I've met my future wife on MFP

    Ooopsie, you made a little error. Don’t worry FIFY.

    Put a ring on it ;)
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  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
    Being stupid is a crime.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    where doughnuts are not only healthy but they help you loose weight!

    This please
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You never gain weight no matter what you eat.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Where i crinkle my nose ...where ever i go I always know
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