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Keto_N_Iron
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Currently taking applications for an evil minion. Must be fluent in Sarcasm and have a creative evil minion name. Please list your name and proof of sarcasm.
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Rod Turgid
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in.1 -
huntersvonnegut wrote: »Rod Turgid
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in.
So you laugh at them for them??
ok ok 0 -
If I see someone crying I ask, “is it the haircut?”2
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Am monitoring this thread0
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »First, I have questions.
Are you also an evil minion?
If so what is your evil minion name?
What does being your evil minion entail?
Is there pay?
If no how will I be rewarded for my evil minioness?
No I am the Super Villain I need evin minions.
My evil minions must obey my every command
You will receive room and board and whatever u need to survive nothing else
The honor of being my evil minion should be enough for you.
There may be perks for my favs though.
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.... do you validate parking?3
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »First, I have questions.
Are you also an evil minion?
If so what is your evil minion name?
What does being your evil minion entail?
Is there pay?
If no how will I be rewarded for my evil minioness?
No I am the Super Villain I need evin minions.
My evil minions must obey my every command
You will receive room and board and whatever u need to survive nothing else
The honor of being my evil minion should be enough for you.
There may be perks for my favs though.
I thought this might be the perfect job for me, except I’m not great at the “obey every command” thing so I guess I’m out.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: ».... do you validate parking?
Sure do0 -
skctilidie wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »First, I have questions.
Are you also an evil minion?
If so what is your evil minion name?
What does being your evil minion entail?
Is there pay?
If no how will I be rewarded for my evil minioness?
No I am the Super Villain I need evin minions.
My evil minions must obey my every command
You will receive room and board and whatever u need to survive nothing else
The honor of being my evil minion should be enough for you.
There may be perks for my favs though.
I thought this might be the perfect job for me, except I’m not great at the “obey every command” thing so I guess I’m out.
What if you like the commands?
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »First, I have questions.
Are you also an evil minion?
If so what is your evil minion name?
What does being your evil minion entail?
Is there pay?
If no how will I be rewarded for my evil minioness?
No I am the Super Villain I need evin minions.
My evil minions must obey my every command
You will receive room and board and whatever u need to survive nothing else
The honor of being my evil minion should be enough for you.
There may be perks for my favs though.
By now you probably know I don’t follow rules very well. If you’re ever looking for a freelance evil minion, get at me.
I have perks too.
Hmmm I could make an exception. Perhaps we could team up?0 -
Cutemesoon. Here's my proof:
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Matching 401K ?1
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It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.0
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »
It's in bold duh.0 -
skctilidie wrote: »It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.
"Groggy" it is!0 -
skctilidie wrote: »It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.
Lol now is the best time to chooseMotorsheen wrote: »Matching 401K ?
Of course not0 -
Cutemesoon wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »
It's in bold duh.
Ohhh well that's not very intimidating is it. We can work on it.0 -
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »
It's in bold duh.
Ohhh well that's not very intimidating is it. We can work on it.
I guess you could say... she should JustKeepTryin to find the right minion name1 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »
It's in bold duh.
Ohhh well that's not very intimidating is it. We can work on it.
I guess you could say... she should JustKeepTryin to find the right minion name
This is soooooo old.0 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »
It's in bold duh.
Ohhh well that's not very intimidating is it. We can work on it.
I guess you could say... she should JustKeepTryin to find the right minion name
This is soooooo old.
I guess you could say I’ll ...
Nevermind. Please spare my life0 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »
It's in bold duh.
Ohhh well that's not very intimidating is it. We can work on it.
I guess you could say... she should JustKeepTryin to find the right minion name
This is soooooo old.
I guess you could say I’ll ...
Nevermind. Please spare my life good call 0 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I want to be called Grim Hammer
or
Brain Matter
Can't we get sexy in there somewhere???0 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I want to be called Grim Hammer
or
Brain Matter
Can't we get sexy in there somewhere???
Sexy Brain Matter?
Ohhh smart and sexy! Love it1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »skctilidie wrote: »It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.
"Groggy" it is!
Always figured that’d be a better Eighth Dwarf name.JustKeepTryin wrote: »skctilidie wrote: »It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.
Lol now is the best time to choose
My evil overlord Ms @JustKeepTryin can call me SporkOfMutiny, so long as she’s aware that the daily forecast for my mood is nearly always the same - sleepy and salacious with a strong chance of snark.
Edited because grogginess and *kitten* autocorrect are working to quell my scheming with poor word choices.2 -
skctilidie wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »skctilidie wrote: »It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.
"Groggy" it is!
Always figured that’d be a better Eighth Dwarf name.JustKeepTryin wrote: »skctilidie wrote: »It could be a promising partnership. I’ll get back to you with a minion name when I’m less groggy.
Lol now is the best time to choose
My evil overlord Ms @JustKeepTryin can call me SporkOfMutiny, so long as she’s aware that the daily forecast for my mood is nearly always the same - sleepy and salacious with a strong chance of snark.
Edited because grogginess and *kitten* autocorrect are working to quell my scheming with poor word choices.
Bahahaha I love it!! SporkOfMutiney1 -
Moon_Stone wrote: »Possibility for evil minion names:
Soda Pop Pusher
Cream Puff Eradicator
I will pelt the Super Villain all day with the cream puffs I confiscate. They’re fat free, don’t worry. I will also collect on the Super Villains behalf a $2.00 fee from everyone who thinks soda is called pop and $5.00 from people who think pop is called soda. I will then give 20 percent to the evil overload as payment. Firstly though, do you require a credit score to apply? If so, IM OUT. I accept gift cards, but only on Saturdays.
Hmmm no charge for calling Soda Soda. This is non negotiable. And as my minion you will give me 50%. No credit check will be conducted. You can have every other Saturday.1 -
I always thought I’d be a great evil minion.0
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I'm not in the least bit sarcastic
Unfortunately you can't hear my tone of voice, but the sarcasm is inferred
My evil minion name is Scarlet (because frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn). Except that I do. I'm confused now. Good night1
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