Highway Rules

RandJ6280
RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
***PSA*** - on the highway, the far left lane is for passing.... middle lane is for people doing the speed limit.... far right lane... is for those about to exit the highway, going under the posted speed limit, or are out for their Sunday drive. PS..... Women, NO FARDING in the left lane.

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    ***PSA*** - on the highway, the far left lane is for passing.... middle lane is for people doing the speed limit.... far right lane... is for those about to exit the highway, going under the posted speed limit, or are out for their Sunday drive. PS..... Women, NO FARDING in the left lane.

    Excuse me...no what?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    ***PSA*** - on the highway, the far left lane is for passing.... middle lane is for people doing the speed limit.... far right lane... is for those about to exit the highway, going under the posted speed limit, or are out for their Sunday drive. PS..... Women, NO FARDING in the left lane.

    Excuse me...no what?

    Obviously it's not no farting in the left lane, cause I'm pretty sure the left lane is where you're supposed to give it some gas.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    ***PSA*** - on the highway, the far left lane is for passing.... middle lane is for people doing the speed limit.... far right lane... is for those about to exit the highway, going under the posted speed limit, or are out for their Sunday drive. PS..... Women, NO FARDING in the left lane.

    Excuse me...no what?

    Obviously it's not no farting in the left lane, cause I'm pretty sure the left lane is where you're supposed to give it some gas.

    Maybe only for men and not women? I need to know these things. OP seems to have the answers
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Calling all my local new stations requesting a PSA on live TV "Women, no primping in the fast lane"
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'm just glad that us men can still put on make-up in the left lane.

    Good call.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    So Farding means Primping?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    What if I am a man that identifies as a women. Can I use the left late to put makeup on then?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    So Farding means Primping?

    yeah, basically

    farding: putting on make-up while driving the car

    (I googled, dont think I actually knew that)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    So Farding means Primping?

    yeah, basically

    farding: putting on make-up while driving the car

    (I googled, dont think I actually knew that)

    Thank you!

    I am just so lost. First, is it not a bad idea to do this practice at all while driving regardless of the lane? and second, I am pretty sure that there are distracted drivers all over, not just women putting on makeup.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    So Farding means Primping?

    yeah, basically

    farding: putting on make-up while driving the car

    (I googled, dont think I actually knew that)

    Thank you!

    I am just so lost. First, is it not a bad idea to do this practice at all while driving regardless of the lane? and second, I am pretty sure that there are distracted drivers all over, not just women putting on makeup.

    yeah, I have yet to figure out who is brave enough to even try this, yet alone be any good at it. feels like a great opportunity to poke your eye out?

    but I don't wear lipstick, seems like its always liptstick in the movies. right before they crash :confounded:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I fard in my parked car.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I fard in my parked car.

    Do you part in the left lane?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I fard in my parked car.

    Do you part in the left lane?

    I park in an empty parking lot so i can fard.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I fard in my parked car.

    Do you part in the left lane?

    I park in an empty parking lot so i can fard.

    bad-wedding-makeup-elegant-bride-s-horrible-makeup-on-wedding-day-s-everyone-talking-of-bad-wedding-makeup.jpg
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I fard in my parked car.

    Do you part in the left lane?

    I park in an empty parking lot so i can fard.

    bad-wedding-makeup-elegant-bride-s-horrible-makeup-on-wedding-day-s-everyone-talking-of-bad-wedding-makeup.jpg

    Were you following me!?

    :D
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I fard in my parked car.

    Do you part in the left lane?

    I park in an empty parking lot so i can fard.

    bad-wedding-makeup-elegant-bride-s-horrible-makeup-on-wedding-day-s-everyone-talking-of-bad-wedding-makeup.jpg

    Were you following me!?

    :D

    Not too close. Those eyebrows might have punctured a tire.
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    I fard in my parked car.

    Good for you, and we thank you lol
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Pay attention to those 2 or 3 big orange signs that tell you a lane is closed ahead. Pay attention to that otger 1-2 big orange signs that say 'merge' and furthermore pay attention to that giant flashing arrow telling you move over.

    Waiting until the very last second is a dick move.
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Pay attention to those 2 or 3 big orange signs that tell you a lane is closed ahead. Pay attention to that otger 1-2 big orange signs that say 'merge' and furthermore pay attention to that giant flashing arrow telling you move over.

    Waiting until the very last second is a dick move.

    AMEN.. I see a common theme here... PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Pay attention to those 2 or 3 big orange signs that tell you a lane is closed ahead. Pay attention to that otger 1-2 big orange signs that say 'merge' and furthermore pay attention to that giant flashing arrow telling you move over.

    Waiting until the very last second is a dick move.

    Not to be ‘that guy’ but zippering is the most efficient way to merge. :grimace:
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    So very true... like shuffling a deck of cards.