Pickup Lines

natty_or_not
natty_or_not Posts: 304 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Hey babe. I like how your support of the free market system stimulates growth in my private sector ;)
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There's a ton of these threads but *kitten* it I'll play.

    Was your mother a beaver? Cause damn!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. :D
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Wassup gurl? You know the Future is Female, right?
    Duh.
    Oh ok. Well, see ya later I guess.

    *prays that she stops me and gives me the digits*
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    pick up lines?

    pfft... I just send a friend request

    *shrug
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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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  • TomFit18
    TomFit18 Posts: 2,585 Member
    WTF is this?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    All these pickup lines are really turning me off. I hope ya'll don't use those on anyone.

    I'm not sure, but I think the goal is to do the worst one you can.
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,290 Member
    Hey baby do you have two nipples for a dime?

    @caco_ethes
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    All these pickup lines are really turning me off. I hope ya'll don't use those on anyone.

    I'm not sure, but I think the goal is to do the worst one you can.

    Im pretty sure, yes. They're still awful and I'm sure some people use them :D

    Sorry, that was my pick up line. This one is too.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    Hey baby do you have two nipples for a dime?

    @caco_ethes

    That is awful :joy:
  • TomFit18
    TomFit18 Posts: 2,585 Member
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Do you have kik? The messaging on MFP is such a pain to use.
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
    It's all in the chemistry. You don't need one single word or pick up line. If you've got the right eye techniques, the subtle sideward glance, the half smile without looking over eager, if you've got all of your soul on your face you don't need tricks. See that Tom up there, that's what I'm talking about. ;)

    One more thing, don't be sending us your belly button selfies. Those are ridic.
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    I have no venereal diseases, wanna go for a spin?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Your face makes my *kitten* cry

    Sorry, I'll eventually wear you down.
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