My momma told me...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Spaghetti sauce is vegetables.
    Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are the same thing.
    Sometimes turtles run away. Todd was just ready to go home to his family.
    Don't put golf balls in your mouth. She was right about this one.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    My mom always said funny sayings like "I'm so mad I could make a preacher swear!" Or "I'm so mad I could spit nails!" :lol:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Fish sticks. She just always served us fish sticks. This may explain my issue with seafood.

    We were always denied them and instead confronted with imitation crab meat salad sandwiches as a fishy alternative.

    We dreamed of the day we could. gorge on crispy browned fried fish sticks with brand name ketchup. Mmmmmmm.

    There are certain foods ive never fed my kids due to my childhood. When they discovered hot pockets they were like "mom, youve deprived us all these years!" :D
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Don't marry him... should have listened :(
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  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    To stay outside while she was working, little kids freaked out her clientele......
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Don't marry him... should have listened :(

    @lstrat115 she's talking to you, you know...

    But is she talking about my previous mistakes or my upcoming nuptials to that fancy new PT guy that's hanging around these parts?

    Both..
    you can't leave the singles thread, :*
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Coffee is the devil.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    craygslyst1 wrote: »
    That I’d go blind.....

    Still 20/20.

    Palms are hairy? Because that's the other side effect. :wink:
  • mrdowell2017
    mrdowell2017 Posts: 53 Member
    that crocodiles are angry because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    If you don’t use it, you lose it...

    ...can’t remember what she was talking about...I think when she was teaching me Spanish...

    ...I have since expanded it to include things other than languages...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    "Because I said so" and "eat your vegetables or you'll be there all night till you do" :(
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Eat your food otherwise it’s disrespectful to the people starving in Africa.

    I wish i could like this 50 times :D
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    When I was a kid my mom always said " We don't lick people"! When I became a adult I realized it was all a lie.

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  • Ulfgard
    Ulfgard Posts: 49 Member
    https://youtu.be/AQGXa3FiXKM
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Go ask your father. I'm off the clock.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Go ask your father. I'm off the clock.

    Haha...ya true
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    Let's play the silent game and whoever wins gets a snapple. Worked on us when we were really young but led to cheating via pinching each other
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Fine then, starve to death.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    "because I said so, that's why."
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    No son of mine is wearing that.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    No son of mine is wearing that.

    So did you just emancipate yourself? :wink:
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    No son of mine is wearing that.

    OMG what was it? Did it require a corset or a slip?
    Even worse- Tevas with socks!

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    (See, Mom... it's all over the fashion blogs now.)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    No son of mine is wearing that.

    OMG what was it? Did it require a corset or a slip?
    Even worse- Tevas with socks!

    tumblr_lwmno4nqPW1r7gileo1_400.jpg

    (See, Mom... it's all over the fashion blogs now.)

    Your mum was right..
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    There’d be days like this
  • PangPangPrincess109
    PangPangPrincess109 Posts: 63 Member
    "You don't believe a black cow give white milk"
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If 2 siblings were arguing and getting in a tit for tat fight my mom would knock us both in the heads or bonk our heads together :D and say its fair now drop it.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    That if I didn't eat my vegetables, she would take me to the doctor to get the vegetable shot. :sad:

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