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mustacheU2Lift
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Do you have questions on how to keep a marriage alive.
Have you wondered how to juggle all the responisbilities thrown at you.
Are you looking for gift ideas for your SO?
Maybe you just want tips on how to crock pot.
Look no further. Im your lady. Ask away.
*** disclaimer I am not a house wife or wife or a gf or a SO...
Have you wondered how to juggle all the responisbilities thrown at you.
Are you looking for gift ideas for your SO?
Maybe you just want tips on how to crock pot.
Look no further. Im your lady. Ask away.
*** disclaimer I am not a house wife or wife or a gf or a SO...
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When he doesn't shower before <ahem>?2
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I’m of no help here. Unless someone wants to give me some good advice2
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Why are you on mfp instead of making me a sandwich?5
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What's the best way to introduce your girlfriend to your wife?8
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SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
You want to be careful with aggressive bouquet catching. The idea is to come off like a delicate flower in need of saving not a linebacker. Get the other ladies liquored up prior to the toss while you sip club soda. If they are even still standing it wont be hard to give them a slight nudge and knock them off balance.3 -
VegHeadGettingFit wrote: »Why are you on mfp instead of making me a sandwich?
Good thought out question. See i am not a wife. Therefore my skills in the kitchen are unnecessary. However, if you would like a sandwhich i have uber eats on speeddial.0 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »What's the best way to introduce your girlfriend to your wife?
This could go one of 2 ways. Leave your phone unlocked and with whatever app you use to chat with your girlfriend open. Make sure a sexy message is in the inbox. Wife finds it...and the introductions have began. OR...begin brainwashing your wife that she needs help around the house. Baby sitter, cook, help with errands...once shes convinced help is necessary...explain you cant afford it but your gf is willing to help
she cant be mad atchu. 6 -
How do I get my kids to move out?1
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How do I forge a paternity test?0
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caco_ethes wrote: »How do I get my kids to move out?
Usually the key to get either your kids or spouse to move out is convince them its their idea. Depending on their age there are different options.
1. Put a tent in the backyard and fill it with snacks
2. Arrange a play date with the grandparents and keep forgetting to pick them up
3. Tell them for every hour they stay outside the summer fairies visit them in their sleep...lock the door.
4. Set up a chore chart.3 -
bhadbahabi wrote: »How do I forge a paternity test?
This one sounds like a PT question (exercise those rights) ...@LiftingRiot0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »How do I get my kids to move out?
Usually the key to get either your kids or spouse to move out is convince them its their idea. Depending on their age there are different options.
1. Put a tent in the backyard and fill it with snacks
2. Arrange a play date with the grandparents and keep forgetting to pick them up
3. Tell them for every hour they stay outside the summer fairies visit them in their sleep...lock the door.
4. Set up a chore chart.
You are severely underpaid, I can tell you that right now. This is gold2 -
How do I get my wife to stop baking cookies with raisins in them?0
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
I'd accidently privied a conversation between a soon-to-be mother-in-law and her son's fiancee, hence the open to interpretation question. Plus - the other angle on the same subject - amongst friends. Do some men present themselves the same way they do their wives, to their gfs - who gets him clean and polished Vs who gets him raw off the golf course for example?1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »How do I get my kids to move out?
Usually the key to get either your kids or spouse to move out is convince them its their idea. Depending on their age there are different options.
1. Put a tent in the backyard and fill it with snacks
2. Arrange a play date with the grandparents and keep forgetting to pick them up
3. Tell them for every hour they stay outside the summer fairies visit them in their sleep...lock the door.
4. Set up a chore chart.
THIS is fact. Saw it in NJ. Neighbours to my Irish-Polish uncle through marriage. The parents bought RVs and their "of age" children lived in each, ready to launch.1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »bhadbahabi wrote: »How do I forge a paternity test?
This one sounds like a PT question (exercise those rights) ...@LiftingRiot
Well my friend. Do you want it to be positive or negative? You trying to get her pregnant or is it a hit and quit it?1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
I'd accidently privied a conversation between a soon-to-be mother-in-law and her son's fiancee, hence the open to interpretation question. Plus - the other angle on the same subject - amongst friends. Do some men present themselves the same way they do their wives, to their gfs - who gets him clean and polished Vs who gets him raw off the golf course for example?
Well im sure he puts his best foot forward for the gf. He already has the wife and in his mind doesnt fear losing her.1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »bhadbahabi wrote: »How do I forge a paternity test?
This one sounds like a PT question (exercise those rights) ...@LiftingRiot
Well my friend. Do you want it to be positive or negative? You trying to get her pregnant or is it a hit and quit it?
I’m trying to get a ring on this finger or at least that child support. The real father is only pretty and not wealthy.
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SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
that's a pretty good catch
... I bet she could play for the Browns2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
that's a pretty good catch
... I bet she could play for the Browns
She executed a rugby/netball lineout jump unaided. Amazing!!
@SurfyPants Is it a gif from a Silverferns wedding?1 -
777Gemma888 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
that's a pretty good catch
... I bet she could play for the Browns
She executed a rugby/netball lineout jump unaided. Amazing!!
@SurfyPants Is it a gif from a Silverferns wedding?
plus check out her footwear
..... just imagine what she could do in a proper pair of cleats!2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
that's a pretty good catch
... I bet she could play for the Browns
She executed a rugby/netball lineout jump unaided. Amazing!!
@SurfyPants Is it a gif from a Silverferns wedding?
plus check out her footwear
..... just imagine what she could do in a proper pair of cleats!
NFL going co-ed? 
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777Gemma888 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
that's a pretty good catch
... I bet she could play for the Browns
She executed a rugby/netball lineout jump unaided. Amazing!!
@SurfyPants Is it a gif from a Silverferns wedding?
plus check out her footwear
..... just imagine what she could do in a proper pair of cleats! NFL going co-ed?
Why Not?
I'm all for equal rights.
... and tear-away jerseys
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Motorsheen wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »Always the drunk uncle, never a bride. Will being more aggressive at bouquet toss time help to get me aisled?
that's a pretty good catch
... I bet she could play for the Browns
She executed a rugby/netball lineout jump unaided. Amazing!!
@SurfyPants Is it a gif from a Silverferns wedding?
plus check out her footwear
..... just imagine what she could do in a proper pair of cleats! NFL going co-ed?
Why Not?
I'm all for equal rights.
... and tear-away jerseys
Now ... Now ... It's Football NOT Fapballs. Wifeys gonna mind!!0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
No!! A good excuse needs to be a truthful excuse.3 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
No!! A good excuse needs to be a truthful excuse.
Are you the wife!? Im pretty sure claiming a headache or cramps is pretty solid. Or maybe she could just also not shower win win.2
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