#StandUpToABetterSexLife
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hankinsamber005
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My name is Amber. Listen, I don't care to write and talk about myself that much but one thing I do care about is sex. Yes, I am married! I just want to be able to have sex standing up! How's that for pure honesty? I woke up one day and realized I could have such a better sex life if I were skinnier. I started to think about all the different possibilities and boom....it hit me! (no, my husbands P**** did not hit me).... back on track here... it hit me! I could lose weight and have such a better quality of life and accomplish my goal of having sex standing up. I believe sex in a marriage is vital, crucial, important, key, prime, paramount...well, you get the idea. So, whose with me? Who wants to stand with me and DO IT! (HA, lose the weight!)
Please note, I am not trying to offend anyone....just being honest and having a little fun... I just started participating in the daily food/exercise journal entries last week because my co-worker told me I was fat. . . I do need more people in my life to help me stay on track. My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! So, I gotta find my support group somewhere else.
Thanks for tuning in.
Please note, I am not trying to offend anyone....just being honest and having a little fun... I just started participating in the daily food/exercise journal entries last week because my co-worker told me I was fat. . . I do need more people in my life to help me stay on track. My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! So, I gotta find my support group somewhere else.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Love this!!! Not that I need a better sex life but I would like to feel sexier!!! But I love how you were so honest. I think mpre of us need to open up and get back to been healthier and happier again. And for you its getting your groove on. I say more power to you!!2
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I do have a great sex life... but, I want it to be more advanced.4
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Ha ha....we must be soul sisters. I have totally thought of this before. Ultimately it sounds like you found your motivation! I got you!3
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" My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!" - uhhhh, what??? Doesn't sound like anyone I'd like to live with, let alone have sex with.1
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It was more of a "figuratively" speaking statement. Just like when a woman is about to start her period and she NEEDS CHOCOLATE. Men are allowed to have these tantrums as well. In all reality, you understood he loves root beer floats by my uppercase wording. I think I made my point.1
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I take it your hubby is slender and is athletic. I needed to google his daily 'fix'.
You have set yourself a challenge and that is fantastic, you have something to work towards with rewards
All I can say is when I finally met someone who was up for that sort of thing, I'd let myself go a bit. The disappointment killed it.
Make sure you both up to the challenge and enjoy.
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I agree whole heartedly sex is the most important thing in a relationship. It can make things better or worse. Even if you have a great sex life always want to be better. Add me if you want3
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My husband is not slender. He is active, very strong. But, he does have a gut. That is the way I like it. BIG OLE' TEDDY BEAR!
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Darn, that is a good reason, I think I always thought the same though never wanted to admit I felt bad about sex being obese, be nice to see the old chap without having to breath in0
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hankinsamber005 wrote: »My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
If you are at work DO NOT search Urban Dictionary for "Root Beer Float"... your hubby is one freaky dude.
Gotta see HR again... be back later (maybe).
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Yep I get where you're coming from, my husband and I seem to "fit" together better now I've lost some weight, and exercising has made me a lot more flexible too! Good times are coming 😁0
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work_on_it wrote: »hankinsamber005 wrote: »My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
If you are at work DO NOT search Urban Dictionary for "Root Beer Float"... your hubby is one freaky dude.
Gotta see HR again... be back later (maybe).
OMG! Does she really mean like the actual root beer and ice cream or whatever comes up on Urban Dictionary?1 -
hankinsamber005 wrote: »My husband is not slender. He is active, very strong. But, he does have a gut. That is the way I like it.
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work_on_it wrote: »hankinsamber005 wrote: »My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
If you are at work DO NOT search Urban Dictionary for "Root Beer Float"... your hubby is one freaky dude.
Gotta see HR again... be back later (maybe).
Oh jesus....I really hope it isn't the Urban Dictionary version2 -
I’m not getting any action yet but still I would love to have more confidence naked.2
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work_on_it wrote: »hankinsamber005 wrote: »My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
If you are at work DO NOT search Urban Dictionary for "Root Beer Float"... your hubby is one freaky dude.
Gotta see HR again... be back later (maybe).
Bwahahahahaha - just did it!!! Hilarious!2 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »work_on_it wrote: »hankinsamber005 wrote: »My husband likes to eat a root beer float literally every night and when he misses this nightly routine, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
If you are at work DO NOT search Urban Dictionary for "Root Beer Float"... your hubby is one freaky dude.
Gotta see HR again... be back later (maybe).
Oh jesus....I really hope it isn't the Urban Dictionary version
Upon googling, things definitely took a turn to the weird2
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