THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>> >
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of
> the mirror complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small.
> Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he
> uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion.
>
> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then
> every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between them for a few
> seconds.
>
> * 'Willing to try anything,
> I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror,
> rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> 'How long will this take?' I asked. They
> will grow larger over a period
> of years,' my husband replies. I stopped.
> 'Do you really think rubbing a
>>
> piece of toilet paper between my breasts
> every day will make my breasts
> larger over the years?'
>
> Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for
> your *kitten*, didn't it?'
>>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of
> therapy, he may even walk
> again. Although, he will probably continue
> to take his meals through a
> straw.

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
    >> >
    > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of
    > the mirror complaining to my
    > husband that my breasts are too small.
    > Instead of characteristically
    > telling me it's not so, he
    > uncharacteristically comes up with a
    > suggestion.
    >
    > 'If you want your breasts to grow, then
    > every day take a piece of toilet
    > paper and rub it between them for a few
    > seconds.
    >
    > * 'Willing to try anything,
    > I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
    > front of the mirror,
    > rubbing it between my breasts.
    >
    > 'How long will this take?' I asked. They
    > will grow larger over a period
    > of years,' my husband replies. I stopped.
    > 'Do you really think rubbing a
    >>
    > piece of toilet paper between my breasts
    > every day will make my breasts
    > larger over the years?'
    >
    > Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for
    > your *kitten*, didn't it?'
    >>
    > He's still alive, and with a great deal of
    > therapy, he may even walk
    > again. Although, he will probably continue
    > to take his meals through a
    > straw.
  • edyta
    edyta Posts: 258
    :laugh:
  • REB89
    REB89 Posts: 493 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cloe
    Cloe Posts: 435
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too funny!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    That joke 'cracked' me up! Bwahahahahahaha! Get it? 'Cracked' me up? Bwahahahaha! :laugh:


    :indifferent:


    :bigsmile:
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    That joke 'cracked' me up! Bwahahahahahaha! Get it? 'Cracked' me up? Bwahahahaha! :laugh:


    :indifferent:


    :bigsmile:

    :laugh: got it:laugh:
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