Help with giant panda nutrition

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  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    This thread needs more panda gifs....

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  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    This thread needs more panda gifs....

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  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    edited July 2018
    Giant panda sneezing while eating

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  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Giant panda sneezing while eating

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    Panda's OP on MFP:

    HELP!

    I am on a bamboo-only diet, breast-feeding an infant. Also, I have seasonal allergies to bamboo, and when I sneeze, my baby bumps her head on the floor and I'm afraid she may be getting a concussion.

    Question: Should I try keto? Is that compatible with a bamboo-only diet? And how much more bamboo should I eat to account for EFB a baby panda?

    Please, positive responses only from people who have tried this.

    Dear Panda,
    You’re off to a great start! Simply the mention of keto in a post means the pounds will melt off of you! While bamboo is not keto friendly, never you fear! You’ll love bulletproof coffee! Make sure to get decaf to not disrupt that precious little ones sleep schedule! Of course If you’re really serious, you need to try IF combined with keto!

    Best of luck with your journey!
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
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  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Giant panda sneezing while eating

    200w_d.gif

    Panda's OP on MFP:

    HELP!

    I am on a bamboo-only diet, breast-feeding an infant. Also, I have seasonal allergies to bamboo, and when I sneeze, my baby bumps her head on the floor and I'm afraid she may be getting a concussion.

    Question: Should I try keto? Is that compatible with a bamboo-only diet? And how much more bamboo should I eat to account for EFB a baby panda?

    Please, positive responses only from people who have tried this.

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