What are some slang terms a dad can use to embarrass his daughter?

Machafin
Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    Call her a pleb
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Why would you want to embarrass your daughter?
  • mholl15
    mholl15 Posts: 139 Member
    IF SOMETHING SEEMS LIKE IT WILL BE FUN TELL HER IT'LL BE LIT
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Triggered.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Extra.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited July 2018
    I hear taking them to the store in super short shorts works
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    BAE - Term of endearment, “Before Anyone Else,” also short for babe or baby

    Basic – Mainstream in a negative way

    Bruh - Another way of saying bro

    Curve – Reject someone romantically

    Dead – When you are so overwhelmed you feel like you are dead

    Down in the DM – When someone direct messages you on social media instead of messaging you by phone or talking in person, often with the intent to hook up

    Fam – The friends you are closest to

    Finna – Going to/about to, short for “fixing to”

    Goals – What you’re trying to do or be like, the ultimate goal

    GOAT – Greatest of all time

    Gucci – Good, cool

    High-key – People say high key when they are about to say something they want everyone to know about

    Hundo P – 100 percent, confirming something

    I can’t even – When you are so overwhelmed you can’t comprehend something

    I’m weak – That was funny

    It’s lit – It’s cool, it’s awesome

    Kek – To laugh out loud

    Low-key – People say low key when they are about to say something they don't want everyone to know about

    On fleek, on point – Nailed it

    Peep – To take a look at something

    RT – Retweet, when you agree with something someone says

    Salty – Bitter about something

    Savage – Badass

    Ship – Short for relationship, if you “ship” two people, you want them to make it as a couple

    Sips tea – To mind one’s own business

    Skurt – Go away or leave

    Smash – To have casual sex

    Straight fire – Hot/trendy

    Squad – Your group of friends

    Sus – Suspect, when something is shady

    Swipe left – On Tinder, when you don’t like someone

    Swipe right – On Tinder, when you like someone

    TBH - To be honest

    Thirsty – Desperate

    Throw shade – Give someone a dirty look or say something nasty

    Vibes – The atmosphere or feeling someone has; Sunday vibes would mean laying on the couch relaxing

    v. – Very

    Woke – Aware of and sensitive to current events and social justice issues


    I understood some of these.



    okay... just "smash".

    I'll need to brush up on the other ones.
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
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  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    The most embarrasing thing a parent can do is try to talk and act like a cool teenager.
    Talk like her and her friends. Talk to her friends like you are their age. Be overly enthusiastic. Buy the latest popular teen music and sing along...possibly dance.
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    edited July 2018
    If she is a teenager and she likes a older song from your youth say "Your mother and I love this song." (pause), look off into the distance for a moment or two, start nodding, smile., "As a matter of fact I think you were conceived to this song." Freak her right out.

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