Enough already

Ssssss666666
Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
edited November 27 in Chit-Chat
Why is it so hard to put yourself first once in a while.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. : A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

    Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

    So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

    So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    Shama Lama Ding-Dong ?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. : A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

    Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

    So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

    So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    Shama Lama Ding-Dong ?

    A womp ba ma loo mop a womp bam boo????

    ..... and a Yoo Mow Mow
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    And now I am laughing again bless you people
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    And now I am laughing again bless you people

    but, but... we're being serious.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. : A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

    Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

    So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

    So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    Shama Lama Ding-Dong ?

    A womp ba ma loo mop a womp bam boo????

    ..... and a Yoo Mow Mow

    so...serious question....who did put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp??


    I tried.


    It wouldn't fit without a lot of effort and a ton of vaseline.
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    I don't know how to reply I guess I'm out of the loop, lol looking forward to the reply though
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    Shanana was the best fake real band ever...except for Spinal Tap...
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?

    Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    Don’t forget about us!
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    edited July 2018
    Don’t forget about us!
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    Oh sugar snaps...Blame it on the Rain that I forgot my boys! Definitely strong contenders for the #3 spot...
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    And the partridge family. David Cassidy 😍3y4s5tdzgl1l.gif
  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    And the partridge family. David Cassidy 😍3y4s5tdzgl1l.gif

    Brady Bunch...hello...
    When it's Time to Change...classic of 70s pop...
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Why is it so hard to put yourself first once in a while.
    I take it this is a rhetorical question.

    I’ll get back to you after you open that mystery door.
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    acnoyes wrote: »
    How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?

    Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...

    N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!

    Uh huh...🙄

    😂😂
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    acnoyes wrote: »
    acnoyes wrote: »
    How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?

    Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...

    N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!

    Uh huh...🙄

    😂😂

    All I gotta say to you is......

    BYE BYE BYE........

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    Ouch!

    That went Straight Through My Heart...

    Oh wait, that was the Back Street Boys...
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    acnoyes wrote: »
    acnoyes wrote: »
    acnoyes wrote: »
    How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?

    Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...

    N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!

    Uh huh...🙄

    😂😂

    All I gotta say to you is......

    BYE BYE BYE........

    ginp4n3p28qz.png

    Ouch!

    That went Straight Through My Heart...

    Oh wait, that was the Back Street Boys...

    Oh really.....this looks like a

    Digital Digital Get down........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm64Fu7NRo

    :D:D

    Oh no...your get down to get down is much too strong for me...

    I yield to your superiority!

    https://youtu.be/YKtlK7sn0JQ
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  • acnoyes
    acnoyes Posts: 151 Member
    acnoyes wrote: »
    acnoyes wrote: »
    acnoyes wrote: »
    acnoyes wrote: »
    How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?

    Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...

    N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!

    Uh huh...🙄

    😂😂

    All I gotta say to you is......

    BYE BYE BYE........

    ginp4n3p28qz.png

    Ouch!

    That went Straight Through My Heart...

    Oh wait, that was the Back Street Boys...

    Oh really.....this looks like a

    Digital Digital Get down........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm64Fu7NRo

    :D:D

    Oh no...your get down to get down is much too strong for me...

    I yield to your superiority!

    https://youtu.be/YKtlK7sn0JQ

    I think I enjoyed that wayyyyyyy too much!


    LOL! Then my job is done here... 😊
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    Nope
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    acnoyes wrote: »
    How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?

    Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...

    N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!

    This is 100% accurate.
  • TerriRichardson112
    TerriRichardson112 Posts: 19,145 Member
    acnoyes wrote: »

    Best laugh I've had all week!
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