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Ssssss666666
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Why is it so hard to put yourself first once in a while.
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. : A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Shama Lama Ding-Dong ?1 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. : A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Shama Lama Ding-Dong ?
A womp ba ma loo mop a womp bam boo????
..... and a Yoo Mow Mow1 -
And now I am laughing again bless you people1
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Ssssss666666 wrote: »And now I am laughing again bless you people
but, but... we're being serious.2 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. : A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Shama Lama Ding-Dong ?
A womp ba ma loo mop a womp bam boo????
..... and a Yoo Mow Mow
so...serious question....who did put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp??
I tried.
It wouldn't fit without a lot of effort and a ton of vaseline.1 -
I don't know how to reply I guess I'm out of the loop, lol looking forward to the reply though1
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Shanana was the best fake real band ever...except for Spinal Tap...2
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Ssssss666666 wrote: »I don't know how to reply I guess I'm out of the loop, lol looking forward to the reply though
look at the bottom of the post's field, you'll see : flag * quote * insightful * inspiring * like * woo * Hug
click on "quote" to respond to someone else's post
click on "hug" when you read my posts
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rickswifey83 wrote: »How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?
Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...2 -
Don’t forget about us!
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AmberGlitterSparkles wrote: »Don’t forget about us!
Oh sugar snaps...Blame it on the Rain that I forgot my boys! Definitely strong contenders for the #3 spot...1 -
And the partridge family. David Cassidy 😍
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AmberGlitterSparkles wrote: »And the partridge family. David Cassidy 😍
Brady Bunch...hello...
When it's Time to Change...classic of 70s pop...1 -
I take it this is a rhetorical question.Ssssss666666 wrote: »Why is it so hard to put yourself first once in a while.
I’ll get back to you after you open that mystery door.1 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?
Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...
N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!
Uh huh...🙄
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rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?
Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...
N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!
Uh huh...🙄
😂😂
All I gotta say to you is......
BYE BYE BYE........
Ouch!
That went Straight Through My Heart...
Oh wait, that was the Back Street Boys...0 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?
Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...
N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!
Uh huh...🙄
😂😂
All I gotta say to you is......
BYE BYE BYE........
Ouch!
That went Straight Through My Heart...
Oh wait, that was the Back Street Boys...
Oh really.....this looks like a
Digital Digital Get down........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm64Fu7NRo
Oh no...your get down to get down is much too strong for me...
I yield to your superiority!
https://youtu.be/YKtlK7sn0JQ 0 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?
Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...
N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!
Uh huh...🙄
😂😂
All I gotta say to you is......
BYE BYE BYE........
Ouch!
That went Straight Through My Heart...
Oh wait, that was the Back Street Boys...
Oh really.....this looks like a
Digital Digital Get down........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm64Fu7NRo
Oh no...your get down to get down is much too strong for me...
I yield to your superiority!https://youtu.be/YKtlK7sn0JQ
I think I enjoyed that wayyyyyyy too much!
LOL! Then my job is done here... 😊0 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »How about the Monkees??? Weren't they a fake band?
Absolutely were and I'd put them squarely at #4...right after N'Sync...
N'SYNC is a national treasure...they gave us Justin Timberlake!!!!!
This is 100% accurate.0 -
Best laugh I've had all week!0
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