When I will become hot I’m gonna—- do what?

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Iffiormana
Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
When I will be super hot (in this life I hope),then I’m going to take 100,1000s of pictures of myself.I will have them framed and when I will have kids I will tell them,see your mom was so gorgeous but what have you done to her body.LOL.
I’m certain that I will be again fat after having kids though.
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  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    Gain half of the weight back then have a heart attack at 43 years old.

    Mission accomplished
    That sounds totally legit.
  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    Iffiormana wrote: »
    Gain half of the weight back then have a heart attack at 43 years old.

    Mission accomplished
    That sounds totally legit.

    I'm writing this from my hospital room, 40 pounds heavier than I was last year.

    How old are you btw? I hope you aren’t 43 yet.
  • h1udd
    h1udd Posts: 623 Member
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    stop typing this and eat the Greek yogurt infront of me ! BOOM !!!! .. I am already hot ! ...... well I am not really, but I am probably the best I will ever be, so I am calling it now as its probably all down hill from here with wrinkled skin and sagging titties
  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    funjen1972 wrote: »
    Turn on the air conditioning ;)
    Witty ☺️

  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
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    Wear a tiny bandage dress and sparkly heels out for no reason.
  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    Wear a tiny bandage dress and sparkly heels out for no reason.
    Haha yeah that’s the goal.
  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    have a sculpture made of myself, Michael angelo style
    Aren’t you hot yet? 😏
  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    Iffiormana wrote: »
    have a sculpture made of myself, Michael angelo style
    Aren’t you hot yet? 😏

    no im as cold as ice xD
    Then you can try getting your ice sculptures made.That’s a thing too.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Turn up the A/C.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    Jump in the pool and cool off.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    Turn up the A/C.
    striderb wrote: »
    Jump in the pool and cool off.

    These are good options. I'd do any of these, depending on the time of day.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Keep on doing what I'm doing and being the same person I have been. The only thing that might be better is my ability to do an actual pull up. But that could happen before I reach my goal weight. Who knows
  • Iffiormana
    Iffiormana Posts: 244 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Allow myself to have feelings again.

    That’s seems like a good idea.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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    I'm gonna...


    ...What was the question again?
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
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    have a sculpture made of myself, Michael angelo style

    You don’t have one already? I was pretty sure you did.
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
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    have a sculpture made of myself, Michael angelo style

    You don’t have one already? I was pretty sure you did.

    no only fully clothed

    batman-statue9.jpg

    That’s the one I was thinking of!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    I am going to wear all my smaller size clothes. I am already hot though.