I need...

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,077 Member
    I'll also go with MORE SLEEP!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I need someone to cancel for me so i dont feel bad/guilty.
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    I need Saturday to hurry up so I can get a large glass of wine. Ok a large bottle.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    I need this bumper sticker i saw today... im 2 goats short ...ah man...i forgot what it said! 2 goats short of crazy?

    This maybe?

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I need this bumper sticker i saw today... im 2 goats short ...ah man...i forgot what it said! 2 goats short of crazy?

    This maybe?

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    Find one with Llamas and I am all for it!

    I think this one is funny and about the only Spanish I remember from High School.

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    Also this one:

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  • StopTheGroundhog
    StopTheGroundhog Posts: 53 Member
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,077 Member
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.

    It will be ok.
    But then it might not be either...
    But then it might get better with time.
    So hang in there! 🙂
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-traditional whoopie-making locales?
  • StopTheGroundhog
    StopTheGroundhog Posts: 53 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.

    It will be ok.
    But then it might not be either...
    But then it might get better with time.
    So hang in there! 🙂

    Thanks
    I think.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.
  • StopTheGroundhog
    StopTheGroundhog Posts: 53 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.

    Well...baby steps: first stop: a bottle of self-tan
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.

    Well...baby steps: first stop: a bottle of self-tan

    I KNEW YOU LURVED ME!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,140 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝

    Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

    HERE WE GO!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,140 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝

    Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

    HERE WE GO!

    😆 Okay then, but there has to be some hand holding at some point too or the deal is off
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick
    One that won't make me crash my car
    Or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick

    I want a new drug, one that won't hurt my head
    One that won't make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red

    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
    When I'm alone with you

    I want a new drug, one that won't spill
    One that don't cost too much
    Or come in a pill

    I want a new drug, one that won't go away
    One that won't keep me up all night
    One that won't make me sleep all day
    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
    I'm alone with you
    I'm alone with you, baby

    I want a new drug, one that does what it should
    One that won't make me feel too bad
    One that won't make me feel too good
    I want a new drug, one with no doubt
    One that won't make me talk to much
    Or make my face break out
    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you