Looking for a GF.

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »

    I like long walks in the woods
    Pandas
    Cats are cool too
    Pizza parties
    And snuggles
    If you tie shoes its an added bonus
    I like to watch

    OP would love to go on long walk in the woods with you. . I'm sure of it. .
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
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    Lol, no thanks and I realized how dumb this looks now...
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
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    Cupcakesaremygod wrote: »
    1. where are you from.
    2. here for the comments
    3. nobody knows what you look like
    Am here for the comments too lol and am from Houston,Texas.
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
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    Venus_88 wrote: »
    Are you interested in watching as well?

    Yes, ma'am!
  • gmod2099
    gmod2099 Posts: 5 Member
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    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    Does your GF need to be gluten free? Is there a height requirement?
    No height requirement and no she also can be sugar free lol
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I'm available.

    I'm looking for someone to hurt my feelings, piss me off, chew me up, spit me out, tell me what I want to hear, lie to me, preferably to my face, stab me, but only in the back, someone who will never make me a priority, someone who expects me to lower my expectations, somebody who sees what a sad POS that I am and that I'll likely just throw all of my expectations into the garbage anyhow. Someone who is interested in wasting my emotions and my time and somebody who is 'empathetic' enough to give me that really infuriating "sorry for ya" face when I hint at the idea that I want or deserve better. Oh, and long walks on the beach!

    TL;DR
    nice guys need not apply.

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