Announcements!!

covetthycarbs

Do you ever sometimes just need to stop and yell out an announcement at people but you sometimes can't? Perhaps because its to your coworkers and you'd get fired if you suddenly stood up on your desk and announced "Attention....there will be no more using of the squeaky office chairs today OR ELSE!" or "Attention....I will no longer be covering for anyone who takes twenty minute bathroom breaks"...you get the idea. I mean really, sometimes you just want to announce how it needs to be to your coworkers, kids, family, friends, etc Either they are all asking the same questions, they are all annoying you, taking advantage of you, and it must STOP! For example... my announcement right now...
There is no crying in Fortnight!

covetthycarbs

There will be a ten dollar charge the next time i find an empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom

RunHardBeStrong

I am going to start fining you $5 every time you come to my office to *kitten* about trivial *kitten*.

cee134

I am now accepting donuts.

4legsRbetterthan2

Where are my hamsters. You promised me hamsters at 11:00.

(not actually a MFP joke even though it sounds like one)

covetthycarbs

The next person who wants to *kitten* about something or someone gets to wear this post it note saying "I'm a big fat wiener" on their forehead.

bhadbahabi

Announcement!!! The next person that tells me to smile is getting a very large cucumber up thier *kitten*.....not in a fun way.

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AliNouveau

Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

I am now accepting donuts.

Me rn

Do you eat donuts with a knife and fork????

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cee134

rickswifey83 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

I am now accepting donuts.

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covetthycarbs

Attention: I don’t have much free time left so If you could all pick it up about 1000 notches id appreciate it.