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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @Versicolour killed a guy with her bare hands

    Haha! Almost 😜 Don't mess with Momma bear
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    @denny_mac has been catfishing us all this time. The reason he she talks about moms so much is because he's she's actually the modern day equivalent of the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe, mother to several dozen kids.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    skctilidie wrote: »
    @denny_mac has been catfishing us all this time. The reason he she talks about moms so much is because he's she's actually the modern day equivalent of the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe, mother to several dozen kids.

    I heard this too 😆
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    @mustacheU2Lift loves cool ranch and sushi

    Im pretty sure you meant to say steak and red wine. :*
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @cee134 plagerizes those Paint masterpieces

    eewb4v2n8otb.png

  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    @cee134 Constantly focuses on innuendo, flirting, and *kitten*-slap comments. Hard to get'em out of the "person above you" threads. Sad, really.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    @cee134 Constantly focuses on innuendo, flirting, and *kitten*-slap comments. Hard to get'em out of the "person above you" threads. Sad, really.

    smash
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    @cee134 Constantly focuses on innuendo, flirting, and *kitten*-slap comments. Hard to get'em out of the "person above you" threads. Sad, really.

    smash

    Bang, marry, then pass.
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    @ChaelAZ was the motivational speaker at my kids school and now thanks to him they all live in vans down by the river.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    @cee134 Constantly focuses on innuendo, flirting, and *kitten*-slap comments. Hard to get'em out of the "person above you" threads. Sad, really.

    smash

    Bang, marry, then pass.

    I got a tennis joke for you.

    I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…
    The servers are currently down...
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    @cee134 Constantly focuses on innuendo, flirting, and *kitten*-slap comments. Hard to get'em out of the "person above you" threads. Sad, really.

    smash

    Bang, marry, then pass.

    I got a tennis joke for you.

    I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…
    The servers are currently down...

    <3:D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    @cee134 doesn't INTEND to derail forum threads, but he just can't help it. Unfortunately he's never funny when he derails.

    Smash
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    @lstrat115 likes to date men only if they wear a gorilla suit on the first date.
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    @lstrat115 likes to date men only if they wear a gorilla suit on the first date.

    @covetthycarbs these are supposed to be false. She's actually done that.

    That was a real date? I thought they were just filming an episode for her new reality tv show coming to HBO this fall.
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  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    @skctilidie loves catfish and nursery rhymes. She's even got a children's book in the works tentatively titled "The Happy Catfish Finds a Worm". So far no publishing company has taken the bait.

    @denny_mac has violated the restraining order and has me under surveillance again.
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    @RunHardBeStrong often wears her grandma’s blue sweater vest to walmart with a “hi my name is” sticker on it and pretends to work there. It’s her favorite Saturday night activity.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong often wears her grandma’s blue sweater vest to walmart with a “hi my name is” sticker on it and pretends to work there. It’s her favorite Saturday night activity.

    That's how I pick up all the old creepy semi hot guys. Don't be letting my secrets out!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong often wears her grandma’s blue sweater vest to walmart with a “hi my name is” sticker on it and pretends to work there. It’s her favorite Saturday night activity.

    That's how I pick up all the old creepy semi hot guys. Don't be letting my secrets out!

    This is a fact.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong often wears her grandma’s blue sweater vest to walmart with a “hi my name is” sticker on it and pretends to work there. It’s her favorite Saturday night activity.

    That's how I pick up all the old creepy semi hot guys. Don't be letting my secrets out!

    This is a fact.

    He would know ;)
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong often wears her grandma’s blue sweater vest to walmart with a “hi my name is” sticker on it and pretends to work there. It’s her favorite Saturday night activity.

    That's how I pick up all the old creepy semi hot guys. Don't be letting my secrets out!
    Worked on me!

    I had Dr. Pimple Popper with me that night, I think that's what sealed the deal.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    @LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    @LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly

    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    @SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly

    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Yup. From a safe distance. Never land. And if you land, make sure you vent the entire ship while in space, just to be sure
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    @SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly

    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Yup. From a safe distance. Never land. And if you land, make sure you vent the entire ship while in space, just to be sure

    Wait. Where's Jonesy?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    edited August 2018
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    @SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly

    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Yup. From a safe distance. Never land. And if you land, make sure you vent the entire ship while in space, just to be sure

    Wait. Where's Jonesy?

    That damn cat!!!

    Eta: I love that damn cat
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    @SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly

    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Yup. From a safe distance. Never land. And if you land, make sure you vent the entire ship while in space, just to be sure

    Wait. Where's Jonesy?

    That damn cat!!!

    Eta: I love that damn cat

    R4sxWmC.gif
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    @SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    @Versicolour is in the pike, 5 by 5.

    They mostly come out at night. Mostly

    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Yup. From a safe distance. Never land. And if you land, make sure you vent the entire ship while in space, just to be sure

    Wait. Where's Jonesy?

    That damn cat!!!

    Eta: I love that damn cat

    R4sxWmC.gif

    :laugh:

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