So who here's a catfish?

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shaf238
shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
Who? CONFESS!
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    *raises hand*

    Me. I have been catfishing this place since 2012. Using the same name.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    Brave of you to confess. As you were.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    Bet you're actually an orange right? Admit it.
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
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    had to google that...at least it wasn't too scary for a work computer
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    according to many MFP sources, I am a catfish. But you won't catch ME noodling!

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    ok, maybe she could

    So you'd clamp onto her arm if she dangled it in front of you?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    I am actually a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.

    Let the PMs commence!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    edited August 2018
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    I'm actually a nun.

    Of the Order of the Sisters of Perpetual Grindin'
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.

    Can you hear that Sister Swallows? BROKEN. HEARTS!
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    Speaking of Aquariums, some couple stole a shark out of an aquarium in my city, smuggled it out in a stroller

    Call Ace Ventura
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    sharks are not catfish. no one wants catfish fin soup.

    Similarly, very few people gnosh on blackened shark po' boys.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.

    Which is why I am going to uncover all of them
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    shaf238 wrote: »
    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.

    Which is why I am going to uncover all of them

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