So who here's a catfish?

shaf238
shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
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Who? CONFESS!
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    *raises hand*

    Me. I have been catfishing this place since 2012. Using the same name.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Brave of you to confess. As you were.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Bet you're actually an orange right? Admit it.
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  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    had to google that...at least it wasn't too scary for a work computer
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    according to many MFP sources, I am a catfish. But you won't catch ME noodling!

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    ok, maybe she could

    So you'd clamp onto her arm if she dangled it in front of you?
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I am actually a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.

    Let the PMs commence!
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    edited August 2018
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    I'm actually a nun.

    Of the Order of the Sisters of Perpetual Grindin'
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  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    elsie6hickman wrote: »
    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.

    Can you hear that Sister Swallows? BROKEN. HEARTS!
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  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    Speaking of Aquariums, some couple stole a shark out of an aquarium in my city, smuggled it out in a stroller

    Call Ace Ventura
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    sharks are not catfish. no one wants catfish fin soup.

    Similarly, very few people gnosh on blackened shark po' boys.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    elsie6hickman wrote: »
    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.

    Which is why I am going to uncover all of them
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    elsie6hickman wrote: »
    Not me. I would consider that to be disingenuous and unkind. Did you ever read any of the stories about older men and women who got caught up in a fake relationship with a fake person. It's really sad. I know that some people think it is fun and harmless, but it also breaks people's hearts.

    Which is why I am going to uncover all of them

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  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    @Will_Workout_for_food share the story of the Cleveland catfish story.....lol
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    You.

    OMG, do you have ANY idea how racist it is to compare a man of middle eastern heritage to a catfish? Why don't you just fire up a cross?
  • Jackie9003
    Jackie9003 Posts: 1,115 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    @Will_Workout_for_food share the story of the Cleveland catfish story.....lol

    Did that get deleted?
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    You.

    OMG, do you have ANY idea how racist it is to compare a man of middle eastern heritage to a catfish? Why don't you just fire up a cross?

    Hey don't lump me in there!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    You.

    OMG, do you have ANY idea how racist it is to compare a man of middle eastern heritage to a catfish? Why don't you just fire up a cross?

    I’m a terrible human. Mean. Even you said so.

    To quote Ron White, "Aaaaand I was riiiiggghhhht."
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I am. I live in my parents' basement and troll the internet.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I am. I live in my parents' basement and troll the internet.

    He's been at this even longer than I have. You can tell by the whiskers.
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    Jackie9003 wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    @Will_Workout_for_food share the story of the Cleveland catfish story.....lol

    Did that get deleted?

    It did...lol. Then I got a friend request from the man who posted it!
  • Jackie9003
    Jackie9003 Posts: 1,115 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    Jackie9003 wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    @Will_Workout_for_food share the story of the Cleveland catfish story.....lol

    Did that get deleted?

    It did...lol. Then I got a friend request from the man who posted it!

    Yes me too, you're safe with me shaf238, I'm married 😊
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    @Will_Workout_for_food share the story of the Cleveland catfish story.....lol

    lmao to be fair, she wasn't a catfish.


    BUTTTTTT. theres a catfish that does live among us. Im not gonna say who though. xD

    hint: not me. :P

    OMG! It's @CoffeeAndContour, isn't it?

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