This ever happen to you?

DickVernon

So you're with a client and your stomach is aching to release a mountainous amount of gas but you can't.

So you're meeting is over, you say your goodbyes in the parking lot and you're able to get into your car.

You get in and you let loose. I mean, the longest, loudest and most foul smelling thing you can imagine. You almost pass out but your inners are thanking you for relieving the pressure that had been building up.

You hope to be able to drive off, roll down the windows and let the green fog of a fart escape the vehicle. But, as you are sitting there, gasping for air, your client returns and knocks on your window.

What would you do?

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brotato_chip7

Drive off like nothing happened

2baninja

Needtoloseweight43 wrote: »

You could open the windows on the other side first

this, or turn on the air conditioner with the fan on high

bhadbahabi

Just peel out of there! Meeting is over sucka!

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kam26001

Apologize for the smell and, with an uneasy laugh, tell them you have a dead mistress in the trunk.