Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Doesn't use a tissue.. bushman's blow 🤢 or hacking up big gollys in public and spitting

    Hey, I'm eating here. Do ya mind?
    :)

    Sorry Reenie 😙😁
    You wouldn't be eating a donut would you? 😉

    No because it appears someone else ate them all.
    >:)

    😁🤗
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When they say Jesus should’ve carried more guns
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    When they say Jesus should’ve carried more guns

    All of my weapons have been lost in tragic boating accidents.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Deal Breaker?

    When she consistently can't take a hint.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    When they say Jesus should’ve carried more guns

    All of my weapons have been lost in tragic boating accidents.

    cast your net on the other side
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    When they say Jesus should’ve carried more guns

    All of my weapons have been lost in tragic boating accidents.

    cast your net on the other side

    Yeah..... that's clearly the wrong side of the boat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Deal Breaker?

    When she consistently can't take a hint.

    The cease and desist order was a big hint but do I get points for perseverance though? 🤣
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When they wipe their sweaty cheeto hands through their hair
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    When they wipe their sweaty cheeto hands through their hair

    ut oh.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Knobby knees
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    edited June 2022
    If he doesn’t remind me to drink my water I don’t want it

    That’s a joke. Don’t tell me what to do 😝
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    If his jokes make you want to find a reason to volunteer to be burned at the stake
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2022
    Getting Political and being disrespectful of our leaders just because they aren't in one's chosen political party.

    We have to respect our leaders as an example to our children no matter the incompetence or how much we disagree. There are forums to express our grievances without being unkind.
    After their term is over however ... Bombs away! 😜 I couldn't wait until after our last presidency was finally over... Because I had MUCH to express fo sho!!! 🤬🤯😬😝
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    if her spirit animal is crabs
  • LilithReigns
    LilithReigns Posts: 225 Member
    inability to communicate properly, heavy smoker, and poor hygiene
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    If he won’t download a period tracking app and *kitten* *kitten* up
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,585 Member
    If he hasn't had a serious relationship in over 10 years
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    If he has to sing “My heart will go on” in his best a la Celine Dion voice, every time we separate🙄🙉
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tight wad
  • IYKYK_
    IYKYK_ Posts: 87 Member
    When I throw fists at the red light, jump out in a fit of rage....and you don't let me back in the car
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    They’re not a clean as you go person
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    If he has to sing “My heart will go on” in his best a la Celine Dion voice, every time we separate🙄🙉

    Marry him 😍
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    so much talking, so much khaki
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Eats the blue m&ms when they know it’s my favorite.

    Eats the blue sour patch kids when they know it’s my favorite.

    Why is blue such a good flavor? Not like the m&m tastes blue but my brain is broken and I have to eat one last.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    If he has to sing “My heart will go on” in his best a la Celine Dion voice, every time we separate🙄🙉

    Marry him 😍

    You’re right, this should be in the weakness pile of love🧐
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    If they don’t receive as well as they give
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Doesn't like me changing my name by replacing the "h" with an "f"
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,585 Member
    If he doesn't text me good morning first!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    If they are overly vocal
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    chronic complainers

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