Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    A what kind of haircut?
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    wearers of pepperonis, hoarders of ice cream
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    5ofseven wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    wearers of pepperonis, hoarders of ice cream

    ❤️❤️❤️
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    CacoEther wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    A what kind of haircut?

    You’re here! 🤗
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,122 Member
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    If he lives with his mother
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    Ashkea76 wrote: »
    If he lives with his mother

    I always thought this indicated loyalty. :|
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    5ofseven wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?

    What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?
  • sean_ct
    sean_ct Posts: 519 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    When they turn that cupcake upside down and eat the icing first

    Get out 🦶

    Same with muffins. Eat, (or toss) the stump, first, then savor the delicious top.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    When they turn that cupcake upside down and eat the icing first

    Get out 🦶

    Is this innuendo?
  • sean_ct
    sean_ct Posts: 519 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    Better than in the bed.
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?

    What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?

    Suspender-Monster doesn’t care for belts
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    You are pushing it with the foot talk today
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    You are pushing it with the foot talk today

    Are you asking to see my feets? I think you want to see my feets 😏💋

    NO UNSOLICITED FEET PICS
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    You are pushing it with the foot talk today

    Are you asking to see my feets? I think you want to see my feets 😏💋

    NO UNSOLICITED FEET PICS

    It’s fun to see ladies talking about unsolicited pics and not get @‘d for once!
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?

    What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?

    Suspender-Monster doesn’t care for belts

    Insightful!
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    if he’s afraid of the teeth

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