Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    When he doesn’t live up to the idealized version of him I’ve created in my mind

    Sorry. 🤷‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    LaneaJ wrote: »
    When everybody gets to lick the lolli 🙄

    🍭
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    When she offers everyone to lick the same 🍭
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    When she says "here, taste this and tell me if it's still good"

    I'm like the red shirt in the relationship 🚀🪦
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
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    When she says like.. 7 times in a sentence, while only taking a breathe every 5 minutes, I’m like hold that thought I gotta talk to the chef for a quick second. BRB
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    When she offers a lick of her lollipop 🍭 and there's dirt, fluff and hair on it ( where has it been?)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    When they discuss my lollipop in public 😳
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    When they laugh at my lollipop ,,,,,,,,,in public
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    No comment
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    Shhhhhhhhhhh hush :D
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    If he moans about my driving, just buckle up and enjoy the ride

    I get bored when I drive. I prefer someone else take the wheel
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    If he moans about my driving, just buckle up and enjoy the ride

    I get bored when I drive. I prefer someone else take the wheel

    Like Jesus?
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    If he moans about my driving, just buckle up and enjoy the ride

    I get bored when I drive. I prefer someone else take the wheel

    Like Jesus?

    Look ma, no hands
  • Peachesand_cream
    Peachesand_cream Posts: 594 Member
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    twitchandshout wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    If he moans about my driving, just buckle up and enjoy the ride

    I get bored when I drive. I prefer someone else take the wheel

    Ah, jeez...

    This is when all the good ideas come to mind...

    Did I leave the stove on? Did I pay that bill on time? Are we there yet? It's already been like 2 minutes too long.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    Peachesand_cream wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    If he moans about my driving, just buckle up and enjoy the ride

    I get bored when I drive. I prefer someone else take the wheel

    Ah, jeez...

    This is when all the good ideas come to mind...

    Did I leave the stove on? Did I pay that bill on time? Are we there yet? It's already been like 2 minutes too long.

    1. You poor, anxious lady 🤗
    2. I was speaking metaphorically 😉
    3. I enjoy driving when I’m alone - literally and metaphorically
    4. I’m having communication issues this week
  • Peachesand_cream
    Peachesand_cream Posts: 594 Member
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    #2
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Peachesand_cream wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    If he moans about my driving, just buckle up and enjoy the ride

    I get bored when I drive. I prefer someone else take the wheel

    Ah, jeez...

    This is when all the good ideas come to mind...

    Did I leave the stove on? Did I pay that bill on time? Are we there yet? It's already been like 2 minutes too long.

    1. You poor, anxious lady 🤗
    2. I was speaking metaphorically 😉
    3. I enjoy driving when I’m alone - literally and metaphorically
    4. I’m having communication issues this week

    #2, silly
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    5ofseven wrote: »
    When they watch me in bed and criticize

    Is there a video somewhere I missed? I promise no criticism but maybe some snorting.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Toothpick legs
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,013 Member
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    When he told you you were his “number 1” but you find out he’s labeled you as “girl #2” in the credits of that video you made together.🙄💔
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When he told you you were his “number 1” but you find out he’s labeled you as “girl #2” in the credits of that video you made together.🙄💔

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