Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    OHMO1950 wrote: »
    If all the deal breakers were combined they would describe 99.99% of the people on earth. That would probably limit the available pool for each person to one, so everybody would have to date themselves. 😱

    #ichooseyou
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.

    Not to be confused with “Feeling irie Michael”
    179mwdqu4k2p.jpeg
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Are you mean to servers? Sorry we can’t be friends
  • JDMac82
    JDMac82 Posts: 3,192 Member
    Drama, gots no time for it!
  • HarveysBud
    HarveysBud Posts: 421 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.

    Not to be confused with “Feeling irie Michael”
    179mwdqu4k2p.jpeg

    Or Prison Mike.

    mp6qemmx6dmc.png
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.

    Not to be confused with “Feeling irie Michael”
    179mwdqu4k2p.jpeg

    Or Prison Mike.

    mp6qemmx6dmc.png

    Or Bacon In Bed Mike
    u8xb0m6uklak.jpeg
  • imfornd70
    imfornd70 Posts: 552 Member
    Hillary supporter - just makes me wanna throw up in my mouth a little ;)
  • HarveysBud
    HarveysBud Posts: 421 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.

    Not to be confused with “Feeling irie Michael”
    179mwdqu4k2p.jpeg

    Or Prison Mike.

    mp6qemmx6dmc.png

    Or Bacon In Bed Mike
    u8xb0m6uklak.jpeg

    Ha! Good one.

    Our non-MFP'er, Michael Klump

    7eq76bn4t4r0.jpg
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.

    Not to be confused with “Feeling irie Michael”
    179mwdqu4k2p.jpeg

    Or Prison Mike.

    mp6qemmx6dmc.png

    Or Bacon In Bed Mike
    u8xb0m6uklak.jpeg

    Ha! Good one.

    Our non-MFP'er, Michael Klump

    7eq76bn4t4r0.jpg

    Omfg...Michael Klump!! Lol🤣

    *kitten*....I can see already I’m having a hard time stopping myself. I’m sorry everyone. Don’t hate me. I’ll try to make it my last.

    I wish I knew how to post gifs....
    Booze Cruise Dancing Mike has to be one of my favs.

    zvmgguhkfsqi.jpeg
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    HarveysBud wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If he drives a convertible.

    Except maybe an old muscle car that’s a hobby.

    Saying my drop top PT Cruiser aint cool?

    Michael Scott looked pretty cool in one.

    No fair. Michael Scott ALWAYS looked cool.

    I present to you, exhibit a
    966r3nfzwz63.jpeg


    Date Mike is a special kind of cool, though.

    Not to be confused with “Feeling irie Michael”
    179mwdqu4k2p.jpeg

    He was feeling hot, hot, hot.
  • pyro_guy7
    pyro_guy7 Posts: 104 Member
    If they hate garlic, they gonna hate my breath forever. Sorry 🤷‍♂️
  • Sixxmotley
    Sixxmotley Posts: 58 Member
    if they hate music or have no fashion sense
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    If he’s overly logical or cynical. That’s annoying.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he’s overly logical or cynical. That’s annoying.

    Well... Nobodies perfect 😏
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Steel toed crocks

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  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he’s overly logical or cynical. That’s annoying.

    this is why we would have been a bad match :D<3
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    If she's far away. I've no interest in an LDR.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    If she's far away. I've no interest in an LDR.

    Damnit 😔
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    I read an article about a Reddit thread, about a man who was in the beginning stages of transitioning into a woman & was enamored with a woman online. His problem? He wanted to know how to introduce her to his wife.

    Oh boy, that's just the start...

    He planned a date with the woman.
    He'd never met her, but referred to her as his gf to everyone.
    Oh, & she didn't know he was transitioning... or married.

    The reason he wanted the "gf" to meet his wife is he also wanted to tell the wife that they were now going to be a poly family... party of 3.
    Oh & also he wanted to tell the wife he was transitioning.

    That's gonna be some lunch... poor women. < big sigh >

    So, yeah... that'd be a deal breaker.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he’s overly logical or cynical. That’s annoying.

    this is why we would have been a bad match :D<3

    🤗
  • TRIHARD36
    TRIHARD36 Posts: 51 Member
    Hairy top lip
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    TRIHARD36 wrote: »
    Hairy top lip
    We good?
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    If he’s into “pro” wrestling.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    TRIHARD36 wrote: »
    Hairy top lip
    We good?
    l97vicgpia91.jpeg

    Cant quit giggling
  • emeraldeyes2020
    emeraldeyes2020 Posts: 231 Member
    Drooling over other women in my presence 🤣
    Are you crazy?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she can't figure out how to open a freaking wine bottle by herself
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    If you cant think to do sweet things for me.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    open toe shoes with no toenail polish 🤮

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