Weighing yourself after shower?

ceevar

Anyone know why I weigh a tad bit less after my morning shower?

bleep

Probably because you are peeing in the shower you filthy animal. LOL JK

I usually weigh more because there's some water in my hair or something.

coolraul07

No idea. I gain 0.4-0.6# after a shower.
Waitaminnut... mayhaps because you're so dirty that you lose the weight of the filth that you washed off?

MyChocolateDiet

pee and other bodily fluids released.
dirt washed off.
hot water from shower steamed open your pores and cleansed all 3.25 million of them.
lice all down drain.
crabs too.
scabs as well.
dry skin exfoliated off.
grease from hair gone.
dandruffs gone too.
callouses softened and sloughed off.
toejam dissolved and rinsed away.
*kitten* gone.
excess hairs rinsed away.
dirty thoughts evacuated.
cracks and crevices cleaned out.
the shower created so much steam that some of it is UNDER your scale and holding it up slightly when you weigh.

Alatariel75

pee and other bodily fluids released.
dirt washed off.
hot water from shower steamed open your pores and cleansed all 3.25 million of them.
lice all down drain.
crabs too.
scabs as well.
dry skin exfoliated off.
grease from hair gone.
dandruffs gone too.
callouses softened and sloughed off.
toejam dissolved and rinsed away.
*kitten* gone.
excess hairs rinsed away.
dirty thoughts evacuated.
cracks and crevices cleaned out.
the shower created so much steam that some of it is UNDER your scale and holding it up slightly when you weigh.

you're awesome :happy:

farway

The replies sent me into giggles, thanks folks