Can't Embrace my ugliness

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    Dude! Exactly how much chlorophyll are you taking?
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    awwww....honey.....I like how when you get angrier you get...."bigger"

    yeah I like that....

    I don't know... Have you noticed that no matter how big he gets, his pants never rip?
    Seriously, hand size cannot be an indication here.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    Nice veiny bulge...



































    ...in your temple. :laugh:
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
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    Dude I don't know if you have looked in the mirror lately but you look like the incredible hulk. You should count yourself lucky that they even comment on your eye lashes instead of just running away from you in fear.

    Stop body shaming him!! Reported.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
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    flop out dong and tell them to get to work
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    You have a nice rack.

    No, no. YOU have a nice rack.
    no no no you both have nice racks!!
    Sorry taunto, we are just gonna admire our racks here...you can watch
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    I give your eyelashes an 8!

    Ok... back to admiring racks!
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    I am just ...sick of.. And not at all flattered...to be called a guy with "nice eye lashes". Women constantly walk up to me and say "you have such beautiful eye lashes". Your thoughts on if that is a compliment or jab?

    I mean, what about the rest of me? Aren't I a pretty man? Are they trying to call me ugly without saying so? :sad:

    I you would stop getting mad and turning green,
    women could see all your positive traits! :)
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    I give your eyelashes an 8!



    ^^^^This
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Don't get angry about it. No one likes you when you are angry.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    There, There, There.... or is it They're, Their, There.....
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Don't get angry about it. No one likes you when you are angry.

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  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    I think eyelashes are HOT.

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    and I like milkshakes :love: :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    Off topic, but OP, I enjoyed reading your "about me."
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    I think eyelashes are HOT.

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    and I like milkshakes :love: :drinker: :flowerforyou:

    Is that Macaulay Culkin? Yikes.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    There, There, There.... or is it They're, Their, There.....


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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    You have a nice rack.

    No, no. YOU have a nice rack.
    no no no you both have nice racks!!
    Sorry taunto, we are just gonna admire our racks here...you can watch
    I wish MFP could admire my rack. So, I'll admire everyone else's.

    And taunto, I'm jelly of your nice eyelashes.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    Is that Macaulay Culkin? Yikes.


    Yes. The movie is called Party Monster. I've been spamming the interwebs with it all day.

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