What Do You Criticize In Others That You Secretly Know You Indulge In Yourself?

newmeadow
newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
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I rage inwardly when people make smacking and gulping noises when they eat and drink. But when I'm home alone and noodles and Pepsi are on the table, I do it myself. A little.
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  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    I look down on unironed work uniforms but when I'm running late... you know.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In some cultures it's considered polite to slurp and shows your appreciation for the food.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    I criticize clicques and clicquishness but delight in watching clique dynamics play out. Then some rabble rouser shows up to satirize the whole thing and I glow with bitter joy.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    In some cultures it's considered polite to slurp and shows your appreciation for the food.

    Not in my culture.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I look down on the proletariat even though I'm a wage-earner in an economic society whose only possession of significant material value is my labor-power.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I look down on the proletariat even though I'm a wage-earner in an economic society whose only possession of significant material value is my labor-power.

    That's quite eloquently phrased.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I criticize gluttony
    ...but I can and sometimes do easily eat a family sized bag of chips or a box of crackers all in one sitting
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    I judge people who use cheap hair shampoo/products

    But I bought this stuff bought at target and it works fing fantastic owell
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Lateness, especially at work. I seethe when my coworkers are late, even 5 minutes, but lately I'm often 5 minutes late myself
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Lateness, especially at work. I seethe when my coworkers are late, even 5 minutes, but lately I'm often 5 minutes late myself

    I was totally guilty of this a few years ago. I got into a little 5 minutes late habit and breaking it was harder than I thought.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    go_cubs wrote: »
    I judge people who use cheap hair shampoo/products

    But I bought this stuff bought at target and it works fing fantastic owell

    Yeah I was once a Pantene snob until my hairdresser schooled me

  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I judge people by how messy their houses are.

    But I currently have like 3 loads of unfolded laundry sitting on my loveseat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I judge people by how messy their houses are.

    But I currently have like 3 loads of unfolded laundry sitting on my loveseat.

    Dont feel bad, I’ve not even taken mine out of my dryer for days. However I have been down there several times to grab clean socks out of it. And how convenient that the washer be right there for me to just dump my dirty ones in. It doesn’t get much lazier than that.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I rage inwardly when people make smacking and gulping noises when they eat and drink. But when I'm home alone and noodles and Pepsi are on the table, I do it myself. A little.

    a little?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I look down on the proletariat even though I'm a wage-earner in an economic society whose only possession of significant material value is my labor-power.


    Time for a Revolution ?





    (one without pants)
  • kdbulger
    kdbulger Posts: 396 Member
    I criticize people who can't conduct a two-sided conversation without it being all about them. I also start an awful lot of sentences with 'I'.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I rage inwardly when people make smacking and gulping noises when they eat and drink. But when I'm home alone and noodles and Pepsi are on the table, I do it myself. A little.

    a little?

    Be nice Sheeny
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'll criticize folks; for there! improper; use of semicolons !

    And that one time when you were talking about collage.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'll criticize folks; for there! improper; use of semicolons !

    And that one time when you were talking about collage.

    comunity collage.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'll criticize folks; for there! improper; use of semicolons !

    And that one time when you were talking about collage.

    Can you be more pacific? ;)
  • Grace2188
    Grace2188 Posts: 41 Member
    I get really annoyed at people who bite their nails, then I look at my own and sigh...🤣
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'll criticize folks; for there! improper; use of semicolons !

    And that one time when you were talking about collage.

    comunity collage.

    It totally made me want to take out loans and enroll.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'll criticize folks; for there! improper; use of semicolons !

    And that one time when you were talking about collage.

    comunity collage.

    It totally made me want to take out loans and enroll.

    they'll take kredit cards two.
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,740 Member
    People that accept poor treatment - doesn't matter if it's loved ones, coworkers/boss... Anyone really. Do as I say, not as I do. :)
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    I criticize people for wasting opportunities when I suppose I have too. Not secretly either.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    edited October 2018
    slessofme wrote: »
    People that accept poor treatment - doesn't matter if it's loved ones, coworkers/boss... Anyone really. Do as I say, not as I do. :)

    One time I couldn't stand this lady I worked with because her manner was brusque and she sighed and rolled her eyes at me once.

    Then I found out she openly and vigorously defended me when this other girl (who I thought was my friend) was making fun of me in front of people on my day off.

    Now I just figure I don't know what the heck is happening when I'm out of earshot so I try and imagine my enemies might be my frenemies sometimes.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    I criticize people who walk by me and don't speak or say hello but often times I find I have tunnel vision and not focused on people around me in the office. I'll walk right by folks and not say a word either. *shrugs*

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