Have you ever secretly crushed the person above?

AliNouveau

not crushed but crumped up that picture when i saw it in a book

ilfaith

Longtime girl crush

Dead_Mans_Party

Indeed.

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Reckoner67

Nobody knows who was driving that steam roller, there is NO PROOF OF ANYTHING

AliNouveau

I swear officer that anvil just dropped from the sky.

terrordawg

The comically small umbrella couldn’t save her

Bill9160

Wasn't on purpose....the boulder was meant for the Road Runner...*beep beep*

MaxBlackFL

no

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sabretooths

Not yet but I feel like I could

Reckoner67

I totally could

<hand hovers above lever to release 2-ton anvil>

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GoddesstheQueen

She maybe crushable?

AliNouveau

i swear the parking break was on in the steamroller...oops

gillylucky13

Nope

AliNouveau

It wasn't a secret, I thought everyone could see me driving the out of control Zamboni that ran him over

GoddesstheQueen

I have not

AliNouveau

there was that time the review camera wasn't working on my car and i backed up and she happened to be behind my car. i can't be expected to turn my head and look geez. but don't tell anyone

Bill9160

It's her own fault....she should know never to walk under a piano hanging in mid air

bigfootjay

No

terrordawg

Maybeeee

gillianmeek7869

She's very pretty but I don't know her well enough 😂😂😂

Hotspur11

I think I could

AliNouveau

Seriously people stop walking behind my car when the back up lights are on. It's getting hard to keep this many bodies a secret

gillianmeek7869

Well you know the best hiding places

MaxBlackFL

New to me

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Reckoner67

We are gonna be running out of cranes and precariously-connected pianos soon

AliNouveau

But there's a never ending supply of anvils just waiting to fall from the sky