Days of MFP

mustacheU2Lift
mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ever feel like you're watching an MFP soap opera. Daytime drama at its finest.

Who's mother just slept with the mailman?
Did she just hook up with her husbands brother!?
He is the long lost twin evil step brother to...

Tag a friend and play along.

Keep it fun. But keep it within the mfp guidelines...
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  • This seems like a recipe for disaster... ;)
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    @shaf238 broke 12 hearts just over the weekend
    :D:hushed:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings has been known to meet up with some local mfpers ...truth is @chautel?...photoshops them in with her selfies
  • @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings has been known to meet up with some local mfpers ...truth is @chautel?...photoshops them in with her selfies

    Damn... busted!
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    @Tenebrous_D found out Madonna has an MFP account under the name no_botox_for_me after procuring the services of that crystal ball reader whose day job is IT Consultant.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I heard an evil twin of @CoffeeAndContour is actually alive and well and not dead.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i just woke up from a coma.
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i just woke up from a coma.

    Again?

    :D:D:D
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    @Tenebrous_D married his half sisters aunt twice removed the infamous @mustacheU2Lift
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    @shaf238 broke 12 hearts just over the weekend
    :D:hushed:
    Untrue. It was at least 17.
  • I died but I'm not really dead, I'm possessed by the devil.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    @shaf238 broke 12 hearts just over the weekend
    :D:hushed:
    Untrue. It was at least 17.

    Someone wooed me for that :D was it you!
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    @shaf238 broke 12 hearts just over the weekend
    :D:hushed:
    Untrue. It was at least 17.

    Someone wooed me for that :D was it you!

    Could be...
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    @shaf238 broke 12 hearts just over the weekend
    :D:hushed:
    Untrue. It was at least 17.

    Someone wooed me for that :D was it you!

    Could be...

    Haha ....then I shall start my third thread mwuahaha
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    @Tenebrous_D married his half sisters aunt twice removed the infamous @mustacheU2Lift

    When it's hot, it's hot.


    Wait. I didn't know I had a half sister!

    Oops.🙊
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Is this where we share who sent who nudes, talk about behind the scenes comments, what fake profiles there are, or generally call out people? Do we get bonus points if they are married?

    Asking for a friend.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Is this where we share who sent who nudes, talk about behind the scenes comments, what fake profiles there are, or generally call out people? Do we get bonus points if they are married?

    Asking for a friend.

    Yaaassss :D


    However you want to play....spill it
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Is this where we share who sent who nudes, talk about behind the scenes comments, what fake profiles there are, or generally call out people? Do we get bonus points if they are married?

    Asking for a friend.

    Okay who took naked pictures of themselves and electronically mailed them out?

    This must be a running joke because I can't imagine any halfway sane person actually doing this. It's insane. Insane.

    Plus who would want naked pictures of the average rank and file person anyway. There are people who derive a living from being professionally filmed and photographed for purposes of sexual provocation who are far more gratifying to view.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Is this where we share who sent who nudes, talk about behind the scenes comments, what fake profiles there are, or generally call out people? Do we get bonus points if they are married?

    Asking for a friend.

    Okay who took naked pictures of themselves and electronically mailed them out?

    This must be a running joke because I can't imagine any halfway sane person actually doing this. It's insane. Insane.

    Plus who would want naked pictures of the average rank and file person anyway. There are people who derive a living from being professionally filmed and photographed for purposes of sexual provocation who are far more gratifying to view.

    Ohhhh. I thought my bent over look was sexy :'(
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Is this where we share who sent who nudes, talk about behind the scenes comments, what fake profiles there are, or generally call out people? Do we get bonus points if they are married?

    Asking for a friend.

    Okay who took naked pictures of themselves and electronically mailed them out?

    This must be a running joke because I can't imagine any halfway sane person actually doing this. It's insane. Insane.

    Plus who would want naked pictures of the average rank and file person anyway. There are people who derive a living from being professionally filmed and photographed for purposes of sexual provocation who are far more gratifying to view.

    *kitten* pictures are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a gift.

    YES.

    Or when a tail wagging dog roots through the hamper and puts a sweaty sock on your lap as if it were a diamond tiara.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member

    newmeadow wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Is this where we share who sent who nudes, talk about behind the scenes comments, what fake profiles there are, or generally call out people? Do we get bonus points if they are married?

    Asking for a friend.

    Okay who took naked pictures of themselves and electronically mailed them out?

    This must be a running joke because I can't imagine any halfway sane person actually doing this. It's insane. Insane.

    Plus who would want naked pictures of the average rank and file person anyway. There are people who derive a living from being professionally filmed and photographed for purposes of sexual provocation who are far more gratifying to view.

    *kitten* pictures are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a gift.

    It is at times like this that I wish they would swap the Woo button for a Lol button

  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Dead birds...heh. 😏
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Dead birds...heh. 😏

    Men and women do not view these gifts similarly, methinks. :neutral:

    We have to discard of said presents...scoop and toss
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Dead birds...heh. 😏

    Men and women do not view these gifts similarly, methinks. :neutral:

    Was out quail hunting the other day and would gladly take a retrieving cat.
  • Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Dead birds...heh. 😏

    lqrseyv5x6yw.gif
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    This went dark fast. :D
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Dead birds...heh. 😏

    lqrseyv5x6yw.gif

    Best gif ever!
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