Compared to the person above, I am...

MelG7777

Not as bada$$

MelG7777

Somehow I just replied to myself....🤣 I’d like to blame mfp but that would be a lie.

dallsop417

Not as attractive

nitalieben

Less pale, surprisingly

happimess01

much more hairy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Absent a hairy back 😬

bigjuicy1234

Not married

nitalieben

Have a less seductive smile

nitalieben

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

Not looking like I'm up to trouble 😏

I have to respectfully disagree.

Less polished.

bigjuicy1234

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

Not looking like I'm up to trouble 😏

I'm calling BS on this one

Not as beautiful

FabulousFantasticFifty

Not dressed up and ready for a glam night on the town 👗👠👠

dallsop417

Not in love with a the penguin

bigjuicy1234

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

Big juicy looks pretty good in his dress doesn't he 😂

Not married

Damn right I do😂

A lot taller

FabulousFantasticFifty

Not as funny to see in a dress 🤪

bigjuicy1234

Not as hot with red lipstick

nitalieben

Probably less attractive in a dress

happimess01

More prone to wardrobe malfunctions when wearing a dress

slimgirljo15

Less likely to see the Queen irl

nitalieben

Much less likely to even need booby tape

nitalieben

Darn lag XD

happimess01

More likely to google booby tape

imfornd70

in a more confined space

nitalieben

Less muscular

phoenixrising5721

Not as cute

MichelleWithMoxie

Surrounded by more kitties 😅

nitalieben

Less cute

bigjuicy1234

2x. Her size

nitalieben

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

2x. Her size

HAHA

Apparently half of him

phoenixrising5721

nitalieben wrote: »

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

2x. Her size

HAHA

Apparently half of him

Probably more than half you look like a tiny little lady. Lol

liftorgohome

Shorter