Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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Handles hot tortillas barehanded
Grabs the rubber ducky lol
Sweat and mango mmm0 -
I have three nipples1
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What's your friends number?0
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Nair in your shampoo1
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My farts are tasty.1
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Cover little Clarence's eyes.
He will be traumatized.
So hot it'll cauterize.0 -
Your sister is hot!0
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want to dance0
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Tosses duck over shoulder
Snaps *kitten* with towel
Snaps fingers towards steam0 -
I'll tear you apart
Do you even lift?
On the bathroom worktop.0 -
Hope your hairs strong
Warm-up reps > You wet... 😏
Worktop lesson, sass = *kitten*0 -
Wanna see my warts?0
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Dr. gave me cream0
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Let's go crochet together!0
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I eat garlic daily0
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Just call me Rapunzel
All over the house
Breaking all the rules.
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Bun, from the base...
Time for the garage
If you bite me
I'll bite you back
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Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue0 -
Does this need batteries?0
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