The Official Unofficial MFP Newsfeed Thread - Share Your Updates!

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iMago

"COFFEE!!!"

Keto_N_Iron

@kace_kay wrote: »

iMago wrote: »

"about me: not into drama"

"posted 12 minutes ago: 'hey everybody just letting you know I'm probably going to delete this account soon.'"

"posted 2 minutes ago: 'well after some helpful messages I've decided not to delete the account but just delete some of the toxic people instead '"

this is the perfect gif for this!

Just_Mel_

Heyyyyyyyy

Just_Mel_

This is the kind of crap my friends see.
I'm sorry!

caco_ethes

7:13 am: heyyyy guys its hump day, let’s see those humps ❤️😉❤️😉❤️❤️😉

7:17 am: since everyone keeps messaging me to post mine, here’s me in a bikini

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jjpptt2

*stuff you don't really care about*

cee134

caco_ethes wrote: »

7:13 am: heyyyy guys its hump day, let’s see those humps ❤️😉❤️😉❤️❤️😉

7:17 am: since everyone keeps messaging me to post mine, here’s me in a bikini

We all know you only post those on IG.

caco_ethes

“Hey sexy, I’ve been dying since you sent me those recipes”

Comments section:

“Karyn, you posted to your own wall again..”

Just_Mel_

"So I'm in MFP jail again. Those *kitten *kitten mods hate me!"

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Just_Mel_

CookingWithCumin wrote: »

Me, in a PM after seeing another man comment on my boo wall:

"This guy is not here for the right reasons, Gertrude. Wake up"

Dafuq is Gertrude??? How many others are there? You told me I was different and special!

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cee134

I know loads of jokes about cash machines.
I just can't think of one atm.

iMago

"well guys they banned me from the forums. its so stupid, just because i clearly broke the rules multiple times. but so and so did this too and i really hate that person and they didn't get banned so i consider it unfair. maybe i should just find another social media or internet forum to use as an outlet for my internal stress. it's like im still trapped in high school with all this drama. anyhow i think i'll make another account there's no way they'll catch me this time haha"

caco_ethes

is now friends with MysteriousCatfish

cee134

Is MFP glitching for anyone else?

jeffrey_ad

@jeffrey_ad gained 1.4 pounds of (hopefully) water weight since last weighing in!

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iMago

*reposts the same selfie from 3 hours ago on Instagram*

Keto_N_Iron

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

This is the kind of crap my friends see.
I'm sorry!

I'm not sorry!! I love it all!

Vikka_V

Hey friendie friend friends
Soo

I've been up for ~48 ish hours (I can't even count, it hurts my brain) Don't remember the last time I slept actually
...all good tho, not dead yet!

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Vikka_V

CookingWithCumin wrote: »

Vikka_V wrote: »

Hey friendie friend friends
Soo

I've been up for ~48 ish hours (I can't even count, it hurts my brain) Don't remember the last time I slept actually
...all good tho, not dead yet!

Nice, double post is a great little detail

It hurt my sleep deprived brain!
At least I didn't cry from frustration!
...is it me? is it it?!!

jjpptt2

Is this working now?

Nine.
Thousand.
Times.

cee134

Hey, it's working now.

mustacheU2Lift

shaf238 wrote: »

mustacheU2Lift wrote: »

Stopping by to give some wall love

Hahaha reminds me of someone

Hmmmm...true. I wonder...

newmeadow

Tenebrous_D wrote: »

Cleaning up the dead weight from my list. Stroke my ego by telling me you want to stay

I'm not on your list but can you tell me what you say in private anyway?