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CookingWithCumin wrote: »They're too busy being social media influencers
By the way, if you buy today using my code 10%OFFMYMLMPRODUCT you too could be beautiful and curvy and sexy like me with this cocktail of pills and supplements I take and the fact I eat droplets of water for every meal
God, I hate this concept so much, and that it is actually a real thing is a sad reflection of our current collective.
Being popular for being popular...capitalized.0 -
I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.0 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.1 -
Keep_on_cardio wrote: »@CaptainFantastic01 I heard a ring a ding...
Hi I am entering this field1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I prefer night nurse.
Like Daredevil's friend0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.1 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.
How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.
Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.0 -
DickVernon wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Took three months to get there? Was it on a slow boat to China?
I shipped it via rickshaw.0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.
How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.
Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.
Per hour.
I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)
Plus you'll need to sign an NBA
No Bleet Agreement
This is negotiable. Send me all docs for review. I'll add the standard blah blah clause.0 -
DickVernon wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »DickVernon wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Took three months to get there? Was it on a slow boat to China?
I shipped it via rickshaw.
Oh, so you witnessed it? I hope they followed safe food handling guidelines and maintained the appropriate temperatures. I'm sure they did. They look reliable.0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.
How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.
Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.
Per hour.
I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)
Plus you'll need to sign an NBA
No Bleet Agreement
This is negotiable. Send me all docs for review. I'll add the standard blah blah clause.
Same docks I sent you last time? Can't believe you've forgotten me already
This dock looks fun. Let's use this one this time.
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lelebandicoot wrote: »Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?
Because school and debt and stuff. YOU become a doctor.
Also I think I’d make a good nurse1
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