Wet Nurse
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DickVernon wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Took three months to get there? Was it on a slow boat to China?
I shipped it via rickshaw.0 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.
How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.
Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.
Per hour.
I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)
Plus you'll need to sign an NBA
No Bleet Agreement
This is negotiable. Send me all docs for review. I'll add the standard blah blah clause.0 -
DickVernon wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »DickVernon wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Took three months to get there? Was it on a slow boat to China?
I shipped it via rickshaw.
Oh, so you witnessed it? I hope they followed safe food handling guidelines and maintained the appropriate temperatures. I'm sure they did. They look reliable.0 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.
How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.
Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.
Per hour.
I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)
Plus you'll need to sign an NBA
No Bleet Agreement
This is negotiable. Send me all docs for review. I'll add the standard blah blah clause.
Same docks I sent you last time? Can't believe you've forgotten me already
This dock looks fun. Let's use this one this time.
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lelebandicoot wrote: »Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?
Because school and debt and stuff. YOU become a doctor.
Also I think I’d make a good nurse1 -
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lelebandicoot wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?
Because school and debt and stuff. YOU become a doctor.
Also I think I’d make a good nurse
YOU hahahaha
Oh my word ouch sorry1 -
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lelebandicoot wrote: »Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.
WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?1 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.
WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?
Be careful - she farts
Good that’s a silly intimate part of a person not everyone gets to see. My dad always said it’s not real if she won’t fart in front of you0 -
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DickVernon wrote: »@CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.
WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?
Be careful - she farts
Good that’s a silly intimate part of a person not everyone gets to see. My dad always said it’s not real if she won’t fart in front of you
No, it’s not real until this :
https://youtu.be/hPKAqHbZrEA
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DickVernon wrote: »@lelebandicoot wrote: »Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?
Have you seen the human body evolve over the last 20 years? It’s not pretty.
This is the truest of true.
I. Could. Not. Imagine.0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »The hours are *kitten*....and your boss is a crying infant, that you don't actually have the whole instant mommy love bond thing with. I mean really, who actually loves babies that much when its not your own and nature isn't forcing you to? Sure its easy to oooo and ahhhh over the cute pics on pinterest, but when a friend hands you their screaming infant are you really like: yes! best thing ever! Sounds like a real crappy gig to me....
Uh...me...
I’m weird like that.
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.
WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?
Be careful - she farts
Dr. Orders to release and not hold them in.2 -
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DickVernon wrote: »@Keep_on_cardio wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.
WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?
Be careful - she farts
Dr. Orders to release and not hold them in.
Try it. It’s fun to have them come out your ears
Ear plugs are useful
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When I was breastfeeding my babies I could eat ice cream every day and not gain weight. Had there been a market out there for my nursing skills, I'd have happily accepted a job in that field.1
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I prefer night nurse.
Like Daredevil's friend
Hu dat?0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me!
Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.
Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.
How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard
Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.
How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.
Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.
Per hour.
I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)
Plus you'll need to sign an NBA
No Bleet Agreement
Ughh...puns. You are a mutton for punishment.1 -
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