Wet Nurse

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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me! :D

    Took three months to get there? Was it on a slow boat to China?

    I shipped it via rickshaw.
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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me! :D

    Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.

    Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.

    How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard

    Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.

    How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.

    Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.

    Per hour.

    I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)

    Plus you'll need to sign an NBA

    No Bleet Agreement

    This is negotiable. Send me all docs for review. I'll add the standard blah blah clause.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    DickVernon wrote: »
    I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me! :D

    Took three months to get there? Was it on a slow boat to China?

    I shipped it via rickshaw.



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    Oh, so you witnessed it? I hope they followed safe food handling guidelines and maintained the appropriate temperatures. I'm sure they did. They look reliable.
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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    edited January 2019
    I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me! :D

    Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.

    Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.

    How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard

    Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.

    How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.

    Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.

    Per hour.

    I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)

    Plus you'll need to sign an NBA

    No Bleet Agreement

    This is negotiable. Send me all docs for review. I'll add the standard blah blah clause.

    Same docks I sent you last time? Can't believe you've forgotten me already :(

    This dock looks fun. Let's use this one this time.
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?

    Because school and debt and stuff. YOU become a doctor.

    Also I think I’d make a good nurse
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?

    Because school and debt and stuff. YOU become a doctor.

    Also I think I’d make a good nurse

    YOU hahahaha

    Oh my word ouch sorry
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.

    WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.

    WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?

    Be careful - she farts

    Good that’s a silly intimate part of a person not everyone gets to see. My dad always said it’s not real if she won’t fart in front of you
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Oh yea..sorry doctor <3

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    Also call me doctor more I guess I’m into that
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.

    WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?

    Be careful - she farts

    Good that’s a silly intimate part of a person not everyone gets to see. My dad always said it’s not real if she won’t fart in front of you

    No, it’s not real until this :

    https://youtu.be/hPKAqHbZrEA

    Oh my god yes
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    Why aren't more men studying to become doctors?

    Have you seen the human body evolve over the last 20 years? It’s not pretty.

    This is the truest of true.

    I. Could. Not. Imagine.
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 694 Member
    The hours are *kitten*....and your boss is a crying infant, that you don't actually have the whole instant mommy love bond thing with. I mean really, who actually loves babies that much when its not your own and nature isn't forcing you to? Sure its easy to oooo and ahhhh over the cute pics on pinterest, but when a friend hands you their screaming infant are you really like: yes! best thing ever! Sounds like a real crappy gig to me....

    Uh...me...
    I’m weird like that.
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
    Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.

    WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?

    Be careful - she farts

    Dr. Orders to release and not hold them in.
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  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    Nah, unforgiven. Crying in my cave.

    WHAT? You insulted me bro, we were matched remember?

    Be careful - she farts

    Dr. Orders to release and not hold them in.

    Try it. It’s fun to have them come out your ears

    Ear plugs are useful
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    When I was breastfeeding my babies I could eat ice cream every day and not gain weight. Had there been a market out there for my nursing skills, I'd have happily accepted a job in that field.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    edited January 2019
    I prefer night nurse.

    Like Daredevil's friend

    Hu dat?
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    I pumped milk and shipped it for 3 months (I was a surrogate). That counts, right?? 10 points for me! :D

    Is there any decent money in that? Just curious.

    Depends on what you think is "decent" to rent out your body 24/7 for (in my case) 18 months. It's not something you do for the money. Which is good, considering the owner of the surrogacy agency ended up embezzling all the money out of her client accounts and is now in jail.

    How much would you rent out your left shoulder for? I want to put a help wanted sign up on that billboard

    Oh, that's going to cost you. At least I could hide the pregnancy and no one knew about it, but a sign would be there for everyone to see all the time.

    How about tree fiddy? I usually don't give discounts to sheep (I'm a goat man) but I can make an exception.

    Per day? Per hour? I'm a detail-oriented sheep, I need more information.

    Per hour.

    I don't need it that baaaaaaad ;-)

    Plus you'll need to sign an NBA

    No Bleet Agreement

    Ughh...puns. You are a mutton for punishment.
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