Nothing makes me scroll faster than seeing "keto"

cougargirl1025

That't it. That's the post.

janejellyroll

Are you looking to debate this?

quiksylver296

bpetrosky

cougargirl1025 wrote: »

That't it. That's the post.

Can you substantiate your claim?

• What is your normal rate of scrolling?
• What is your rate of scrolling when exposed to "keto"?
• What is the metric used in your determination and the methodology of measurement?
• Has your finding been independently verified? A link to a peer-reviewed study of your scrolling would be nice.
• What affect does seeing "keto" have on your rate of trolling?

NovusDies

I didn't read the OP. I scrolled past it too quickly.

Tacklewasher

NovusDies wrote: »

I didn't read the OP. I scrolled past it too quickly.

I just saw Keto and scrolled past. Did I miss something?

magnusthenerd

What if you saw paleo vegan keto?

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yukfoo

Nothing makes me scroll faster than seeing "keto" or intermittent fasting...

jgnatca

The chatty selfie-find-a-word-where-u-from-I-need-friends-are-U-bored are worse.

At least Keto is diet/health related.

Surely there are hookup discussion boards more suited than MFP.

scroll-scroll-scroll

paperpudding

I scroll past lots of threads on here and often whole sections ( like games) without even opening to see what threads are in there.

But can't expect everything to be interesting to everyone.

amorfati601070

Keto..I hate this word. The whole diet is a cult.

Phirrgus

Swiping is faster than scrolling. It may burn fewer calories though, less resistance and all...

If keto were sustainable for me I might have....nah, nevermind. I have a serious love affair going on with carbs right now...

lkpducky

How many calories does scrolling burn?

pinuplove

lkpducky wrote: »

How many calories does scrolling burn?

More than eye-rolling but fewer than beating your head against a brick wall :flowerforyou:

aokoye

I mean I'll stop when it's in the context of someone talking about treating epilepsy with, among other things, a ketogenic diet. I've never seen that here though.

SueSueDio

yukfoo wrote: »

Nothing makes me scroll faster than seeing "keto" or intermittent fasting...

Not quite as bad as "keto" AND "intermittent fasting"...

nvmomketo

Nice. A really warm and informayive thread for people who are using keto.

I'm surprised the mods haven't deleted this yet.

earlnabby

They haven't deleted it because it is only a minority who are eating keto but they are threatening to take over the boards with sheer volume of threads. Most people don't want to eat keto OR read about it and this is a safe place to vent.

I have eliminated most of the scrolling by only following 5 sections: Food and Nutrition, Fitness and Exercise, Motivation and Support, General Health, Fitness, and Diet, and Recipes. When I click on "Recent Discussions" these are the only ones that come up

psuLemon

And when i see these drama types of threads, i just lock them and move on.

That is all.