How do you stop aging?

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  • Den_of_Iniquity
    Den_of_Iniquity Posts: 424 Member
    Eat souls of the innocent to maintain your youth
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    Bathe in the blood of virgins.

    It's worked for me, anyway.
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  • Den_of_Iniquity
    Den_of_Iniquity Posts: 424 Member
    MistressSara wrote: »
    Den_of_Iniquity wrote: »
    Eat souls of the innocent to maintain your youth

    Phew! I’m safe.

    There's a sliding scale, I'll take my chances
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'm a cartoon.

    I'm good.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    @Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm a cartoon.

    I'm good.



    Have you ever drawn a black circle on the ground to see if someone would fall in?

    how do you think I stay out of jail ?
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I will share with you, today and today only, a list of superfoods that specifically target the anti-aging processes of the human body.

    Colostrum - the fresher, the better. Develop a rapport with the local bovine community and ask politely for 'the stuff'.

    Acai Bowls - they import this stuff from the Amazon and look at how long the Amazon rainforest has been alive. Think about that, bro.

    Cilantro - people say it tastes like soap but soap is what cleans our skin. So why not do that to the inside of our body too! (I'm either a genius or really damn dumb.)

    Water - spring, alkaline, mineral, Flint... doesn't matter, just drink it.

    Topanga - because every list deserves a Topanga from Boy Meets World shout-out.


    Btw, I'm 78 years old. This regimen works.


  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited January 2019
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    White Rice and friend spam and fried eggs.

    I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!

  • Howard_M_Burgerz
    Howard_M_Burgerz Posts: 61 Member
    Baked beans are off..
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Could I have spam instead?
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    I don't hang out in maternity wards for no reason.....
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »
    Contouring and good lighting. Collagen peptides and the blood of vrigi...oh wait, it's been said already.

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    You would know how to stay young if that statement about your age is correct at all. Which I'm still skeptical 😜
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  • deepwoodslady
    deepwoodslady Posts: 12,198 Member
    sunscreen
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »
    Contouring and good lighting. Collagen peptides and the blood of vrigi...oh wait, it's been said already.

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    You would know how to stay young if that statement about your age is correct at all. Which I'm still skeptical 😜

    Good genetics..no one can beat the aging game.

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    Orrrrrrrrr its the blood of virgins 😛

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  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Can’t stop the ageing but you can learn to live well. Being old and sick at the same time sucks.

    Stay active.

    Eat moderately and eat a variety of foods.

    Meditate and keep a gratefulness journal. Be kind. Laugh a lot.

    Keep the best traditions from your childhood, fully appreciate every moment as that’s all you’ve got, and make plans.

    The most important promises to keep are the ones you give yourself.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Bruce Lee ate white rice and was in great shape.

    I like Bruce Lee.

    I eat white rice.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Illegal substances
  • amorfati601070
    amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
    You have to learn to control your telomeres. Just be patient...it takes... ages.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Palingenesis
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
    Avoid mirrors??
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    edited January 2019
    Seems fairly apt:

    This is it: this body is home. This is where I live and hang my hat. This is where I settle into my hips and sit easy in myself, slung together with strong muscles and bones, made gentle and forging with flesh. This body is durable, has lasted for years, hunkered down through fierce storms and allows for the peaceful erosions of age. It is like a cottage on the shore: weathered and well made, a place where a person could comfortably live. I like it here. It is my own.

    Don't know the author though.

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