Careful HEAVY lifting WILL make you bulky!

PlanetoftheAtheists · August 2013

DragonSquatter · August 2013

Lifting turned me into a man...

I got better.

dakotababy · August 2013

That is a good example of what steroids will do to a female.

yummy_ · August 2013

That is a good example of what photoshop will do to a female.

ftfy

nomeejerome · August 2013

These types of picture perpetuate the myth that heavy lifting will make a woman "bulky."

Achrya · August 2013

Truth. Just look how bulky I am. I expect to grow a penis and testicles any day now.

Mia_RagazzaTosta · August 2013

Crap. I'm doing it wrong.

sarahertzberger · August 2013

um yeah, I think I'll stick to my heavy lifting minus the steroids.... Thanks

randomtai · August 2013

Hmm... seems legit.

amcsouth · August 2013

Just no. Steroids/photoshop.

PlanetoftheAtheists · August 2013

Lies. It's all about the protein and broscience.

JLArispe · August 2013

Heavy lifting does not always make you bulky!

Morninglory81 · August 2013

<<<<< lifting made me bulky! :sad:

Iron_Lotus · August 2013

So there is hope…

holliebevineau · August 2013

Photoshop

taunto · August 2013

I guess this belongs here

www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/987513-lifting-is-the-most-horrible-thing-to-a-woman-since-twiggy

Hi I’m taunto. You might remember me from threads such as “How to get hot chicks over the internet” or threads about how make your everyday tampon into a deadly weapon!

But today, I am here not to talk about me. I’m here to address something else. I am here to talk to the ladies of MFP about ways to avoid ruining your body. In this presentation I will provide you with evidences that for women, weight lifting makes you bulky, big, too manly, and all around, turns you into a Hulk!

For my first evidence, I present to you 1ConcreteGirl. Just look at this picture. I want to throw up. She is everything that is wrong with women nowadays. Thinking they can weight lift like a man. Well honey, if you gonna weight lift like a man, you gonna LOOK like a man too! Read her confessions of turning into a man in her blog post! http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/1ConcreteGirl

Next, we have Sarauk2sf. Look at this crazy bird. She is Cray Cray with a capital C. Not only does she weight lift, she weight lifts more than me. And at the age of 45 too! That is just unacceptable. And whats worst? She eats. A LOT. Don’t women nowadays know that they gotta eat less than a man? Just look at this crazy woman. She eats ice cream almost daily. Pfft, women! And then she DARED to make a thread about her progress? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903628-one-year-of-barbells-and-ice-cream-my-story-so-far-pics

Then we have Barberella. She is a singer. She sings praises about weight lifting. That is just crazy talk if you ask me. Look at her non-lovely, manly lumps. Checkout how this singer almost became a man in her progress story
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/929824-its-been-over-a-year-since-my-hot-affair-began

Another weight lifting fanatic on MFP is 2BhappyBhealthy. Who is she kidding? She has bulked so much that costco has her on sale.

Parvati from Canadia. Now, I don’t know how they do things in Canadia but out here in ‘Murica we prefer our girls not so manly looking.

Adini is a sweet youngen. I had high hopes for her. But alas, she started lifting. Why, WHYYY???? Just look at how weight lifting destroyed this poor girl 

The_dizzle is a smart women. Why is it always the smart women that make such silly mistakes? Look how she changed from looking like this

And now, because of weight lifting, she looks like this

Then we have laughindani. Her situation, sadly, is nothing to laugh about folks. Look, look how weight lifting transformed her body. I, as a man, am appalled! WHO DOES THAT TO THEMSELVES? : (

ipuffyheartcompeting just doesn’t get it. She keeps on insisting to weight lift. She heard it somewhere that its good for women? Maybe its in those silly magazines that she models in. I don’t know why women even read if all they’re going to read is silly talk!

Hi Jules

love4fitnesslove4food looks uber manly in these pics. No girl should look like her. I feel sad for the youth nowadays. To top it off, she eats like 2,000+ calories a day. Holy Nutella on a pancake is this girl bulky!

And my last evidence is ToughTulip. AKA, Sunshine. She’s a sweetheart with a big issue. She likes to lift weights. And eat tons. She eats fruits and meats and cheeses. Didn’t she get the memo, she needs to eat and workout like a GIRL! Not a man!

I hope the ladies on MFP finally realize what devastation weight lifting and eating properly is to your body. I hope that one, you all go back to the old days of looking like starving children during the drought and only doing workouts like… cooking.

And heres something for your Monday

Mods: This thread was made purely in the name of humor (and boredom). All participants in this thread have given me the permission to use their pictures and the captions.

Melissa22G · August 2013

Yeah,

First comes muscles, then your ball sacks start forming.

I love heavy lifting.

gracielynn1011 · August 2013

<<<<< lifting made me bulky! :sad:

Yeah. You're huge. I hope I can get half as huge as you are when I get to my weight lifting goals. :drinker:

bumblebums · August 2013

And what turns one into a troll?

cleotherio · August 2013

IN.

(for "bulky" ladies, gifs and shenanigans)

postrockandcats · August 2013

80 pounds down and 12 inches off my waist? Lifing incorrectly, clearly

logicman69 · August 2013

I guess this belongs here

www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/987513-lifting-is-the-most-horrible-thing-to-a-woman-since-twiggy

Hi I’m taunto. You might remember me from threads such as “How to get hot chicks over the internet” or threads about how make your everyday tampon into a deadly weapon!

But today, I am here not to talk about me. I’m here to address something else. I am here to talk to the ladies of MFP about ways to avoid ruining your body. In this presentation I will provide you with evidences that for women, weight lifting makes you bulky, big, too manly, and all around, turns you into a Hulk!

For my first evidence, I present to you 1ConcreteGirl. Just look at this picture. I want to throw up. She is everything that is wrong with women nowadays. Thinking they can weight lift like a man. Well honey, if you gonna weight lift like a man, you gonna LOOK like a man too! Read her confessions of turning into a man in her blog post! http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/1ConcreteGirl

Next, we have Sarauk2sf. Look at this crazy bird. She is Cray Cray with a capital C. Not only does she weight lift, she weight lifts more than me. And at the age of 45 too! That is just unacceptable. And whats worst? She eats. A LOT. Don’t women nowadays know that they gotta eat less than a man? Just look at this crazy woman. She eats ice cream almost daily. Pfft, women! And then she DARED to make a thread about her progress? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903628-one-year-of-barbells-and-ice-cream-my-story-so-far-pics

Then we have Barberella. She is a singer. She sings praises about weight lifting. That is just crazy talk if you ask me. Look at her non-lovely, manly lumps. Checkout how this singer almost became a man in her progress story
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/929824-its-been-over-a-year-since-my-hot-affair-began

Another weight lifting fanatic on MFP is 2BhappyBhealthy. Who is she kidding? She has bulked so much that costco has her on sale.

Parvati from Canadia. Now, I don’t know how they do things in Canadia but out here in ‘Murica we prefer our girls not so manly looking.

Adini is a sweet youngen. I had high hopes for her. But alas, she started lifting. Why, WHYYY???? Just look at how weight lifting destroyed this poor girl 

The_dizzle is a smart women. Why is it always the smart women that make such silly mistakes? Look how she changed from looking like this

And now, because of weight lifting, she looks like this

Then we have laughindani. Her situation, sadly, is nothing to laugh about folks. Look, look how weight lifting transformed her body. I, as a man, am appalled! WHO DOES THAT TO THEMSELVES? : (

ipuffyheartcompeting just doesn’t get it. She keeps on insisting to weight lift. She heard it somewhere that its good for women? Maybe its in those silly magazines that she models in. I don’t know why women even read if all they’re going to read is silly talk!

Hi Jules

love4fitnesslove4food looks uber manly in these pics. No girl should look like her. I feel sad for the youth nowadays. To top it off, she eats like 2,000+ calories a day. Holy Nutella on a pancake is this girl bulky!

And my last evidence is ToughTulip. AKA, Sunshine. She’s a sweetheart with a big issue. She likes to lift weights. And eat tons. She eats fruits and meats and cheeses. Didn’t she get the memo, she needs to eat and workout like a GIRL! Not a man!

I hope the ladies on MFP finally realize what devastation weight lifting and eating properly is to your body. I hope that one, you all go back to the old days of looking like starving children during the drought and only doing workouts like… cooking.

And heres something for your Monday

Mods: This thread was made purely in the name of humor (and boredom). All participants in this thread have given me the permission to use their pictures and the captions.