What is the person above you thinking?

liftorgohome

My gstring keeps riding up my butt

AliNouveau

What'll it take to get a snow day

Bill9160

What will I bake today?

liftorgohome

What's for lunch

Bill9160

Why is mine so much smaller?

AliNouveau

What's that odd smell

kiousd

Where did I leave my socks

AliNouveau

Whose socks are these i wonder

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liftorgohome

What time should I get off my back

Bill9160

Do these pants make my butt look big?

kiousd

Did anyone hear that fart?

AliNouveau

I hope a wave doesn't come up and take me out

Bill9160

If I clean my vacuum does that make me a vacuum cleaner?

kiousd

How do dragons blow out candles

slimgirljo15

Damn, hurry up and take the pic, I gotta pee

Bill9160

If rabbits were Pokemon they would probably evolve into kangaroos

chelstene

I should lay off the herb

Taz6o5

Is it Friday yet ?

AliNouveau

Where was I supposed to be driving to

PaperDoll_

No one understands how difficult it is to be a genius.

chelstene

No one understands how difficult it is to be a giraffe.

Bill9160

Is this new guy sponge worthy?

AliNouveau

Why am i quoting Seinfeld when I said I didn't like that show

Tankiscool

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

Bill9160

Cows have only 1 Boob and 4 long nipples

liftorgohome

How do I get rid of this rash?

Taz6o5

Did I forget to turn off the oven ?

Bill9160

There would be a lot less people in the world if alcoholic beverages didn't exist.

liftorgohome

How does that *kitten* get in your bellybutton