What Do You Want From Life?
TheRoadDog
Posts: 11,788 Member
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Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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Peace
Ok.. so I can't spell...piece of pie.. pizza... Fried chicken..food!! I'm hungry and can't wait till lunch1 -
The winning Power Ball ticket1
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »To see someone naked before they turn 30
oh please. We all know you’re a regular in perverts row.0 -
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »To see someone naked before they turn 30
oh please. We all know you’re a regular in prevents row.
I should have put " " around someone.
Prevents or perverts?
Corrected. Thank you.
Enjoy your show
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Serious answer. I want happiness, love and good health for myself and those I care for. I want to make a difference. I want to explore as much of this beautiful planet as I can. I want to raise happy and kind humans.
Greedy Answer. I don’t really have one. I want my dream home or the funds to build it rather. I want all my debt to magically disappear so that my pay is truly mine. I want to fit into all those size 2 pants I have stored away for a miracle. Oh and I want to wake up with no bed head and fresh breath. And oh yeah, I want my kid to “hear” me the first time.4 -
MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »To see someone naked before they turn 30
oh please. We all know you’re a regular in prevents row.
I should have put " " around someone.
Prevents or perverts?
Corrected. Thank you.
Enjoy your show
Will do. What time are you playing?
I exceed your age limit mate.
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Just to be happy. Nothing else, maybe even content.1
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Serious answer. I want happiness, love and good health for myself and those I care for. I want to make a difference. I want to explore as much of this beautiful planet as I can. I want to raise happy and kind humans.
Greedy Answer. I don’t really have one. I want my dream home or the funds to build it rather. I want all my debt to magically disappear so that my pay is truly mine. I want to fit into all those size 2 pants I have stored away for a miracle. Oh and I want to wake up with no bed head and fresh breath. And oh yeah, I want my kid to “hear” me the first time.
Took the exact words right out of my mouth. I also wish my toddler would listen to the first “no” or “don’t touch that.”0 -
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Hopefully for this to be my last cycle.1
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
Greedy Answer. I don’t really have one. I want my dream home or the funds to build it rather. I want all my debt to magically disappear so that my pay is truly mine. I want to fit into all those size 2 pants I have stored away for a miracle. Oh and I want to wake up with no bed head and fresh breath. And oh yeah, I want my kid to “hear” me the first time.
In reading your list it occurred to me that I have realized a good number of those things and it gave me a sense of gratitude that I don't normally have (or pay enough attention to). So, all of the things you want are achievable.
I'd want good health, a minimum of aches and pains, and to make a difference in animal welfare. And a couple dogs to come home to, always.1 -
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Wish I knew...probably figure it out on my death bed
When I was about 12 my dad asked me "Who are you and what do you want?"
I stared at him, mind blank and said "I'm me and I don't want anything".
He laughed and said I'd figure it out one day...I haven't.1 -
Good health both mentally and physically, and a true love.
2 outta 3 ain't bad, right?1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Wish I knew...probably figure it out on my death bed
When I was about 12 my dad asked me "Who are you and what do you want?"
I stared at him, mind blank and said "I'm me and I don't want anything".
He laughed and said I'd figure it out one day...I haven't.
We're on the same boat. I'm so indecisive I don't know what I really want
I'm very indecisive too, how do you know what you want until you get it?
Reminds me of when I was a kid and I wanted a certain toy...then got it and was like meh about it.0 -
I just don't want to be a statistic like the rest of them. I want to show the world that my existence is worth more than a number value; that the sum of my life cannot be measured by the law of averages. After all, to be a human on this Earth is anything but average. Everything we touch is a miracle. Everything we see is extraordinary. If what we think is what we become, then who is to say we can't be everything we've ever wanted to be right now?
Just don't turn my life into another statistic.3 -
I just don't want to be a statistic like the rest of them. I want to show the world that my existence is worth more than a number value; that the sum of my life cannot be measured by the law of averages. After all, to be a human on this Earth is anything but average. Everything we touch is a miracle. Everything we see is extraordinary. If what we think is what we become, then who is to say we can't be everything we've ever wanted to be right now?
Just don't turn my life into another statistic.
Dang......
I just hope to one day a sandwich is named after me.1 -
I just don't want to be a statistic like the rest of them. I want to show the world that my existence is worth more than a number value; that the sum of my life cannot be measured by the law of averages. After all, to be a human on this Earth is anything but average. Everything we touch is a miracle. Everything we see is extraordinary. If what we think is what we become, then who is to say we can't be everything we've ever wanted to be right now?
Just don't turn my life into another statistic.
You inspire me, thank you0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »I just wanna know why we exist.
There is no reason, you have to find pr invent one. Something you might spend you’re whole life doing 😭😂😜
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