What Do You Want From Life?
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TheRoadDog
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Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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Ok.. so I can't spell...piece of pie.. pizza... Fried chicken..food!! I'm hungry and can't wait till lunch1 -
The winning Power Ball ticket1
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »To see someone naked before they turn 30
oh please. We all know you’re a regular in perverts row.0 -
MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »To see someone naked before they turn 30
oh please. We all know you’re a regular in prevents row.
I should have put " " around someone.
Prevents or perverts?
Corrected. Thank you.
Enjoy your show
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Serious answer. I want happiness, love and good health for myself and those I care for. I want to make a difference. I want to explore as much of this beautiful planet as I can. I want to raise happy and kind humans.
Greedy Answer. I don’t really have one. I want my dream home or the funds to build it rather. I want all my debt to magically disappear so that my pay is truly mine. I want to fit into all those size 2 pants I have stored away for a miracle. Oh and I want to wake up with no bed head and fresh breath. And oh yeah, I want my kid to “hear” me the first time.4 -
MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »To see someone naked before they turn 30
oh please. We all know you’re a regular in prevents row.
I should have put " " around someone.
Prevents or perverts?
Corrected. Thank you.
Enjoy your show
Will do. What time are you playing?
I exceed your age limit mate.
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Just to be happy. Nothing else, maybe even content.1
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Serious answer. I want happiness, love and good health for myself and those I care for. I want to make a difference. I want to explore as much of this beautiful planet as I can. I want to raise happy and kind humans.
Greedy Answer. I don’t really have one. I want my dream home or the funds to build it rather. I want all my debt to magically disappear so that my pay is truly mine. I want to fit into all those size 2 pants I have stored away for a miracle. Oh and I want to wake up with no bed head and fresh breath. And oh yeah, I want my kid to “hear” me the first time.
Took the exact words right out of my mouth. I also wish my toddler would listen to the first “no” or “don’t touch that.”0 -
Hopefully for this to be my last cycle.1
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
Greedy Answer. I don’t really have one. I want my dream home or the funds to build it rather. I want all my debt to magically disappear so that my pay is truly mine. I want to fit into all those size 2 pants I have stored away for a miracle. Oh and I want to wake up with no bed head and fresh breath. And oh yeah, I want my kid to “hear” me the first time.
In reading your list it occurred to me that I have realized a good number of those things and it gave me a sense of gratitude that I don't normally have (or pay enough attention to). So, all of the things you want are achievable.
I'd want good health, a minimum of aches and pains, and to make a difference in animal welfare. And a couple dogs to come home to, always.1 -
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