John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

MIltonBradley1

His name is not my name.

RunHardBeStrong

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

your_future_ex_wife

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

Versicolour

Now I have this song stuck in my head!

Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Versicolour

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@Versicolour wrote: »

Now I have this song stuck in my head!

Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Yes!!!!! My work here is complete!!

🤣

RomaineCalm

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

IamMicah

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@Versicolour wrote: »

Now I have this song stuck in my head!

Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Yes!!!!! My work here is complete!!

The work of the tormentor is never complete

your_future_ex_wife

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

RomaineCalm

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

your_future_ex_wife

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

your_future_ex_wife

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

cee134

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

But also that means you can do whatever you want and end up living in a mansion.

your_future_ex_wife

cee134 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

But also that means you can do whatever you want and end up living in a mansion.

True, but I’m not convinced that’s a fair trade off

cee134

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

But also that means you can do whatever you want and end up living in a mansion.

True, but I’m not convinced that’s a fair trade off

Just be safe and do whatever you want. End up in a mansion. What's wrong with that?

your_future_ex_wife

cee134 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

But also that means you can do whatever you want and end up living in a mansion.

True, but I’m not convinced that’s a fair trade off

Just be safe and do whatever you want. End up in a mansion. What's wrong with that?

Excellent points. Thanks for breaking it down. 😁

your_future_ex_wife

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

@JustReadTheInstructions says that's her favorite part.

Don't make me write another dissertation on this.

I missed it. Point me in the right direction? I kinda feel like she was punished for having a *kitten* childhood. And then again for having sex. Like women often are in art and life.

cee134

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

But also that means you can do whatever you want and end up living in a mansion.

True, but I’m not convinced that’s a fair trade off

Just be safe and do whatever you want. End up in a mansion. What's wrong with that?

Excellent points. Thanks for breaking it down. 😁

your_future_ex_wife

oh my gosh the wiki on this is funny

weird german people, smh

your_future_ex_wife

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

@JustReadTheInstructions says that's her favorite part.

Don't make me write another dissertation on this.

I missed it. Point me in the right direction? I kinda feel like she was punished for having a *kitten* childhood. And then again for having sex. Like women often are in art and life.

I can see this point, but I also feel like she took advantage of Forrest's kindness, knowing he was in love with her, so she'd just come back and use him in between all her escapades until eventually having his kid and not telling him.

This movie is more complex and possibly better than i gave it credit for.

iMago

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

@JustReadTheInstructions says that's her favorite part.

Don't make me write another dissertation on this.

I missed it. Point me in the right direction? I kinda feel like she was punished for having a *kitten* childhood. And then again for having sex. Like women often are in art and life.

I can see this point, but I also feel like she took advantage of Forrest's kindness, knowing he was in love with her, so she'd just come back and use him in between all her escapades until eventually having his kid and not telling him.

i always thought Jenny wasn't even real past a certain point.

like once he went to Vietnam he got shell-shocked and the rest of his life was just a fever dream fantasy after, including finding Jenny again and having a child with her. little Forrest was just his brain's way of trying to correct the major flaw in his life (showing him a healthy boy who wasn't like him)

in reality, they probably committed Forrest to a mental health facility and i bet he he died a pauper too.

your_future_ex_wife

iMago wrote: »

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

MIltonBradley1 wrote: »

@RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Is it Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie then?

aloysius finklestein gonzaga

I actually know someone with Aloysius as a middle name.

me too. confirmation name i think, actually

*sigh*
You is pretty.

She smart and impotent.

Sometimes I is kind too.

Thanks for illustrating why I’m not a fan of dialect spelling- Mr. Twain excluded.

Will you be my girl? Like in a Forrest Gump kind of way?

I thought that sounded sort of complimentary until I remembered the girl in that movie was all kinds of *kitten* up and eventually died of AIDS. 😢

@JustReadTheInstructions says that's her favorite part.

Don't make me write another dissertation on this.

I missed it. Point me in the right direction? I kinda feel like she was punished for having a *kitten* childhood. And then again for having sex. Like women often are in art and life.

I can see this point, but I also feel like she took advantage of Forrest's kindness, knowing he was in love with her, so she'd just come back and use him in between all her escapades until eventually having his kid and not telling him.

i always thought Jenny wasn't even real past a certain point.

like once he went to Vietnam he got shell-shocked and the rest of his life was just a fever dream fantasy after, including finding Jenny again and having a child with her. little Forrest was just his brain's way of trying to correct the major flaw in his life (showing him a healthy boy who wasn't like him)

in reality, they probably committed Forrest to a mental health facility and i bet he he died a pauper too.

you have a hard time believing anyone is real. voice and selfie threads for Jennay