The NEW selfie thread with no rules

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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    CregMae1 wrote: »
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    You & your nipples & nipple rings are going to go over great here apparently
    MFP Chit-Chat section has a huge pro-man nipple demographic apparently

    Oh shush. He’s got nothing on QBB. Where is she?
  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    CregMae1 wrote: »
    New here ud5lr9x4677j.jpeg

    You & your nipples & nipple rings are going to go over great here apparently
    MFP Chit-Chat section has a huge pro-man nipple demographic apparently

    Oh shush. He’s got nothing on QBB. Where is she?

    Well, I need to have a heart to heart conversation with her about the dangers of synthol. She browsed too many butt selfie IG'er/"influencers" webpages & wants someone to inject her hide with "site enhancing" synthol for artificial booty gainzzz. Alas, she is unable to do so (again, no thumbs)...I must reinforce the way of Brett Contreras with her...plenty of Food + Squats/Hip thrusts/SLDLs/Good Mornings/etc. + high hump day workout frequency
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CregMae1 wrote: »
    New here ud5lr9x4677j.jpeg

    *flick, flick* :D Sorry, just had to
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    CregMae1 wrote: »
    New here ud5lr9x4677j.jpeg

    You have my initials tatooed on your chest...... have we met? :) lol
  • CregMae1
    CregMae1 Posts: 3 Member
    I don’t believe so. lol
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    sfendel wrote: »
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    Wonder if that angle was done on purpose.....keep it up lol
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    CregMae1 wrote: »
    New here ud5lr9x4677j.jpeg

    Hey, @George_of_the_Jungle you have competition / a new friend. [Delete as appropriate]
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    Queen Big Butt refuses to share the center stage with a commoner (my near albino sister...vampire genetics...on the pasty side)...out angling with her pudgy rolls & superior "chonkiness"
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    What a great pic :)
  • dlbohl1991
    dlbohl1991 Posts: 786 Member
    mermaidsgrave wrote: »
    Happy Friday Everyone!!
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    You have a wonderful smile good morning 😃
  • austinwb8
    austinwb8 Posts: 149 Member
    mermaidsgrave wrote: »
    Happy Friday Everyone!!
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    Good Lord....why am I crushing on you so hard!?!??!
  • austinwb8
    austinwb8 Posts: 149 Member
    loriiii624 wrote: »
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    You should definitely spend more time around here!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    loriiii624 wrote: »
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    I had to do a double take, I thought it was a young Taylor Dayne for a second. Absolutely gorgeous none-the-less.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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    This one would have been perfect for the roast my selfie thread we used to have. I swear I even turned down brightness on this! Feel free to roast it anyways!
    Happy Friday mofos!

    Roast what? An absolutely gorgeous pic of an absolutely gorgeous woman?
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    CregMae1 wrote: »
    New here ud5lr9x4677j.jpeg

    Hey, @George_of_the_Jungle you have competition / a new friend. [Delete as appropriate]

    #freethenipple
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
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    You look so gorgeous. What have you been up too?

  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »
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    Happy Friday 😊 enjoy your weekend everyone. I know I will 😙

    Happy Friday beautiful.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
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    Got my hair done. Then got caught in the rain.

    Looking amazing

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