The NEW selfie thread with no rules

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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
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    Good Morning! Can’t forget those progress pics. (Sorry for the undies)

    Never apologise for the undies

    Lol just making sure. 😁
    Actually, just don’t draw attention to it.
  • johnnydeadlift
    johnnydeadlift Posts: 61 Member
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    Good Morning! Can’t forget those progress pics. (Sorry for the undies)

    Nope.

    Nope.

    Nope.

    This is a safe space for Dad-Bods...

    All possessors of ‘hench’ physiques must post a 24hr warning and send all pics for approval to: stopembarrassingusfatties@dadbod.com

    After submission, a 1 man committee (consistening of me) will decide that you’re too muscly, too Alpha-tastic, too desirable and have the ability to reroute my sexual orientation.

    You will then be notified by strongly worded email to refrain from posting such wonderous pics on the forum, thus garnering unnecessary female swooning and fluttering.

    Ok?


    😂😂😂😂hahaha Does it count if I’m a Dad... with a bod? 🤔😁 Still working on my dad bod atm, but thank you. That comment was great lol

  • johnnydeadlift
    johnnydeadlift Posts: 61 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
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    Good Morning! Can’t forget those progress pics. (Sorry for the undies)

    Never apologise for the undies

    Lol just making sure. 😁
    Actually, just don’t draw attention to it.

    My apologies. Didn’t want to stir any issues with content on here. Tried to keep the amount of lower half viewing to a minimum. Will keep in mind.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
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    I just scared my kids :lol:

    This is an amazing selfie :D
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    uf9xwtk0z5pq.jpeg
    Good Morning! Can’t forget those progress pics. (Sorry for the undies)

    Never apologise for the undies

    Lol just making sure. 😁
    Actually, just don’t draw attention to it.

    My apologies. Didn’t want to stir any issues with content on here. Tried to keep the amount of lower half viewing to a minimum. Will keep in mind.

    She's not complaining I don't think, but that could lead to the mfpolice issuing you a warning for breakin da rules.

    Personally, I think they could use less mfpolicing, and more mfprogramming.

    Correct.
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    uf9xwtk0z5pq.jpeg
    Good Morning! Can’t forget those progress pics. (Sorry for the undies)

    Never apologise for the undies

    Lol just making sure. 😁
    Actually, just don’t draw attention to it.

    My apologies. Didn’t want to stir any issues with content on here. Tried to keep the amount of lower half viewing to a minimum. Will keep in mind.

    She's not complaining I don't think, but that could lead to the mfpolice issuing you a warning for breakin da rules.

    Personally, I think they could use less mfpolicing, and more mfprogramming.

    Truer words were never spoken
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
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    I just scared my kids :lol:

    heck.... you just scared me too.
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
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    I don’t know if I’ll get tossed into community jail for some cleavage but my abs are coming in nicely and a lot of work put into them so why not?

    Well you got 7 years bad luck for the broken mirror so mfp jail is that least of your worries.

    (You look great btw 😊)

  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
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    I don’t know if I’ll get tossed into community jail for some cleavage but my abs are coming in nicely and a lot of work put into them so why not?

    Well you got 7 years bad luck for the broken mirror so mfp jail is that least of your worries.

    (You look great btw 😊)

    Lol thanks! Actually my 2 year old smacked it off the wall and last night my 5 month old kicked it over so they completely shattered it. So they both gotta be locked in the basement for 7 years 😂
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
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    This is from the winter just gone but I feel like my pat butcher coat deserves to be in the thread.

    Wow. That is a striking coat! Definite Pat Butcher vibes :lol:
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    edited August 2019
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    Teenybudda wrote: »
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    This is from the winter just gone but I feel like my pat butcher coat deserves to be in the thread.

    Wow. That is a striking coat! Definite Pat Butcher vibes :lol:

    😆😆

    Its like 6 sizes too big and i wear another coat underneath it usually.
    Get some funny looks walking around the village wearing it let me tell you 😆

    Villager 1 to villager 2; *nudge nudge* "watch out here comes the honey monster"

    Me; *waddles* 😎
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
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    This is from the winter just gone but I feel like my pat butcher coat deserves to be in the thread.

    You’re so cute!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I feel like this selfie thread could benefit from some sort of rule
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I feel like this selfie thread could benefit from some sort of rule

    Like Fight Club...
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  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    I don’t know if I’ll get tossed into community jail for some cleavage but my abs are coming in nicely and a lot of work put into them so why not?


    Women in jail with cleavage. That has the making of a movie all over it!

    checking fandango now...
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  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    eoqd3olnpinz.jpg

    This is from the winter just gone but I feel like my pat butcher coat deserves to be in the thread.

    Wow. That is a striking coat! Definite Pat Butcher vibes :lol:

    😆😆

    Its like 6 sizes too big and i wear another coat underneath it usually.
    Get some funny looks walking around the village wearing it let me tell you 😆

    Villager 1 to villager 2; *nudge nudge* "watch out here comes the honey monster"

    Me; *waddles* 😎

    You live in a village?

    I do!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Teenybudda wrote: »
    Also how do I make it so the picture just shows um like everyone else’s?

    Gotta click on the little icon that looks like a landscape that's next to the camera then 'insert' (giggidy).

    Hth


    Well, I learned something new today so I guess I can go home.

    Giggidy indeed

    Hiii 👋🙂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    11Templars wrote: »
    Dirty Mirror Gym pic from yesterday's session..

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    Good morning , looking great 😉
  • WoodAndCastIron
    WoodAndCastIron Posts: 978 Member
    NearlyJen wrote: »
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    Almost 48 y.o. and lifting margaritas at the beach will be my only exercise today. Happy early weekend, everyone!
    Great pic for a great day

  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
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    This is from the winter just gone but I feel like my pat butcher coat deserves to be in the thread.

    Any Pat Butcher coat would come with matching Pat Butcher earrings....you imposter :D