Leave cauliflower alone!

miss_jessiejane
miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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Quit trying to make it something it's not. It's a vegetable. Do you ever think maybe it just wants to be a vegetable, and not cake, or a sad imitation for mashed potatoes? Or pizza crust? Just love it for what it is; broccoli's ugly cousin.

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  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    Quit trying to make it something it's not. It's a vegetable. Do you ever think maybe it just wants to be a vegetable, and not cake, or a sad imitation for mashed potatoes? Or pizza crust? Just love it for what it is; broccoli's ugly cousin.

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    hahaha this is why we are friends
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    It is OK, however, to make it into little animals. Because that's adorable.

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  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    I will mash it and lie to my children about what it really is, "Yes kids thats mashed taters."... and there is nothing you can say or do that will stop me! MUWHAHAHA
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I will mash it and lie to my children about what it really is, "Yes kids thats mashed taters."... and there is nothing you can say or do that will stop me! MUWHAHAHA

    You're a monster.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    SO cute!! So much better than cake.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    You mean if I eat it I won't end up looking like this?
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  • murphy612
    murphy612 Posts: 734 Member
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I will mash it and lie to my children about what it really is, "Yes kids thats mashed taters."... and there is nothing you can say or do that will stop me! MUWHAHAHA

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    P.S. Cauliflower is evil incarnate.
  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
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  • eaglefish
    eaglefish Posts: 130 Member
    Now that's downright funny.. But so true. Thanks for the laughs!!
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
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    Normal variation...
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    Kind of bizarre variation...
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    Cauliflower-level of bizarre ...
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    That is all.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • VincitQuiSeVincit
    VincitQuiSeVincit Posts: 285 Member
    I will mash it and lie to my children about what it really is, "Yes kids thats mashed taters."... and there is nothing you can say or do that will stop me! MUWHAHAHA

    I have no choice! I do this. I even have to sprinkle some cheese on it.
    SHHHHHHHH. The alternative is conceding and feeding the damn kid mac & cheese every night or listen to him scream/cry/threaten to run away because vegetables are poison.

    Sorry cauliflower, you are getting MUSHED UP
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255
    In for the cauliflower bashing. It's either broccoli's ugly cousin or a Chia Pet; period.

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