*eye roll* I’d rather snark

pizzamyheart

Lots of times we are asked to do something we don’t want to do or faced with situations that, let’s face it just..ain’t going to happen. Mostly you decline politely or just grin and bare it. But hey, this is mfp and we can be snarky bishes here, so what would you really rather do?
For example: I’d rather go to Walmart dressed as a nun and spend three hours in the produce section trying to convert the deviled eggs.

isalsayourface123

I rather eat sushi dipped in caviar then do today

laprimaJenny

I would rather tie a steak to my back and run through a pack of hungry dogs than listen to this song again.

pizzamyheart

I’d rather sit on the bench in a men’s locker room after senior yoga class staring at the hanging package of a 87 year old man letting it all
Hang out as he talks to me about his bunions

Cassandraw3

I'd rather stand on a floor covered in legos

pizzamyheart

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

i’d rather dress up as a panda


eta oh wait i didn’t do this thread right at all

Counts. I’d rather dress up as a panda.

pizzamyheart

I’d rather stand in front of a group of monkeys who just got into the garbage bags from a chili cook off competition, and shout insults at them while Not sharing my banana.