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pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
It can be hard to strike up a conversation for lots of people. Imagine two introverts on a blind date. They probably sit in silence. Or perhaps there is that socially awkward friend of yours who feels Embarrassed at parties so they never want to go. Let’s help these poor people by posting some conversation starters that cover as many random topics as we can think of. People can read this thread and they will be good for any situation ever.
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  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    So, did you know that potatoes dissolve quickly in the stomach so if a forensic specialist finds a mostly whole one in your stomach after you are murdered they’ll know you were murdered right after dinner.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    Did you hear about the guy who looked like me on the news? No? Excellent.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    So, do you hear those crickets to?
    edited May 13
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    Hey, did you know there’s this place called mfp where you can randomly get hugged by strangers?
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    So, do you hear those crickets to?

    Seems to just be that kinda day. Everyone workin hard on a Monday, or somethin? I dunno. My brain is attempting to bore its way outta my head and escape
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    So, do you hear those crickets to?

    Seems to just be that kinda day. Everyone workin hard on a Monday, or somethin? I dunno. My brain is attempting to bore its way outta my head and escape

    Did you know that Albert Einstein had a mustache?
    edited May 13
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Posts: 944Member Member Posts: 944Member Member
    I begin a lot of conversations by telling people how they remind me of my mother
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    Well, I suppose you know why there aren’t any other crab characters on sponge bob.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    So, do you hear those crickets to?

    Seems to just be that kinda day. Everyone workin hard on a Monday, or somethin? I dunno. My brain is attempting to bore its way outta my head and escape

    Did you know that Albert Einstein had a mustache?

    I've honestly never really thought about Albert Einstein as a real person
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    I like to start by explaining that the reason why I’m overweight is because so many chairs, benches and seats out in the world just don’t have enough cushioning.
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Posts: 944Member Member Posts: 944Member Member
    So are you here for the cult entrance ritual too?
  • gallicinvasiongallicinvasion Posts: 545Member Member Posts: 545Member Member
    I begin a lot of conversations by telling people how they remind me of my mother
    Why? Seems like a weird thing at best, a creepy thing at worst. Also I’d feel bad as a mom if my kid was telling multiple people they remind him of me.
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Posts: 944Member Member Posts: 944Member Member
    I begin a lot of conversations by telling people how they remind me of my mother
    Why? Seems like a weird thing at best, a creepy thing at worst. Also I’d feel bad as a mom if my kid was telling multiple people they remind him of me.

    You even scold me like my mother
  • CoffeeAndContourCoffeeAndContour Posts: 927Member Member Posts: 927Member Member
    Hmm. I’m really bad at small talk. I don’t like to talk to people (in person) that I do not know. But when I do, worldly events, and television shows are semi interesting conversations that can break ice.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    So, did you count all the exits and stash the forks?
  • laprimaJennylaprimaJenny Posts: 1,073Member Member Posts: 1,073Member Member
    Ops I sent that text to the wrong person, but hey how are you?
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 697Member Member Posts: 697Member Member
    Do you enjoy gladiator movies?
  • laprimaJennylaprimaJenny Posts: 1,073Member Member Posts: 1,073Member Member
    One day many years ago I was taking the bus home from school, when after about 15 mins I must of fallen asleep. I woke up suddenly thinking I had missed my stop, when the woman next to me said "don't worry this isn't your stop, you get off at the next one". I've never seen her in my life yet she knew exactly what bus stop I needed to get off at.
  • laprimaJennylaprimaJenny Posts: 1,073Member Member Posts: 1,073Member Member
    Do you have kids? I’ve always wanted some.
  • laprimaJennylaprimaJenny Posts: 1,073Member Member Posts: 1,073Member Member
    Does this look infected?
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