Fitbit won't sink

Reckoner67

This thing is somehow buoyant af, I've tried everything except renaming it "Titanic" and throwing it at an iceberg

smoofinator

No spoilers. I haven't seen the movie yet.

katiethecat54

Tec support supposed to be working on it. I looked up on the website.

Cowsfan1

Reckoner67 wrote: »

This thing is somehow buoyant af, I've tried everything except renaming it "Titanic" and throwing it at an iceberg

I bet Gilligan and the rest of the folks on the SS Minow coulda totally used a Fitbit amirite??

smoofinator

Cowsfan1 wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

This thing is somehow buoyant af, I've tried everything except renaming it "Titanic" and throwing it at an iceberg

I bet Gilligan and the rest of the folks on the SS Minow coulda totally used a Fitbit amirite??

They made a damn radio out of a *kitten* coconut. I'm sure they could piece together a fitbit.

thanos5

smoofinator wrote: »

Cowsfan1 wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

This thing is somehow buoyant af, I've tried everything except renaming it "Titanic" and throwing it at an iceberg

I bet Gilligan and the rest of the folks on the SS Minow coulda totally used a Fitbit amirite??

They made a damn radio out of a *kitten* coconut. I'm sure they could piece together a fitbit.

gilligan would break it

Reckoner67

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

smoofinator

Reckoner67 wrote: »

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

Wasn't that Lost?

I have seen exactly zero episodes of Lost

Reckoner67

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

Wasn't that Lost?

I have seen exactly zero episodes of Lost

I've seen as many episodes as you have; I feel like maybe we should start a blog where we dissect each and every episode of Lost in such a way that only people with our knowledge of the show could do it.

"In this post, we will compare the sand-phone to the coconut-radio"

smoofinator

Reckoner67 wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

Wasn't that Lost?

I have seen exactly zero episodes of Lost

I've seen as many episodes as you have; I feel like maybe we should start a blog where we dissect each and every episode of Lost in such a way that only people with our knowledge of the show could do it.

"In this post, we will compare the sand-phone to the coconut-radio"

In. Times a thousand. Have your people call my people.

Reckoner67

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

Wasn't that Lost?

I have seen exactly zero episodes of Lost

I've seen as many episodes as you have; I feel like maybe we should start a blog where we dissect each and every episode of Lost in such a way that only people with our knowledge of the show could do it.

"In this post, we will compare the sand-phone to the coconut-radio"

In. Times a thousand. Have your people call my people.

Hypothetical question: Say, for instance, someone *had* no people? What would one do, in that case?

Cowsfan1

Reckoner67 wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

Wasn't that Lost?

I have seen exactly zero episodes of Lost

I've seen as many episodes as you have; I feel like maybe we should start a blog where we dissect each and every episode of Lost in such a way that only people with our knowledge of the show could do it.

"In this post, we will compare the sand-phone to the coconut-radio"

In. Times a thousand. Have your people call my people.

Hypothetical question: Say, for instance, someone *had* no people? What would one do, in that case?

Ok - but let’s make this a weekly podcast - and we can bring in our friends @The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ and @Vikka_V as our special guest - simply because Those two need to be on air together damnit !

empresssue

Reckoner67 wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

Reckoner67 wrote: »

I think Gilligan's Island should be remade as a tense drama*

*I actually don't think this; this is a poor joke, I'd probably actually be very sad if someone did this

Wasn't that Lost?

I have seen exactly zero episodes of Lost

I've seen as many episodes as you have; I feel like maybe we should start a blog where we dissect each and every episode of Lost in such a way that only people with our knowledge of the show could do it.

"In this post, we will compare the sand-phone to the coconut-radio"

In. Times a thousand. Have your people call my people.

Hypothetical question: Say, for instance, someone *had* no people? What would one do, in that case?

Hire people, have them bring you a new fitbit, have them fix mfp.

Easy peasy.

cowsfan12

I lost my Fitbit in the lake but at least now it’s sinking ... 😂 I’m here all week