Would you rather have a maid, a personal chef, or a chauffeur?

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  • cbstewart88
    cbstewart88 Posts: 453 Member
    I can't cook. I don't cook. I hate to cook. In short - I suck at cooking in every respect. So...hands down - a chef! I've often dreamed of winning the lottery and hiring a full-time, live-in personal chef, a personal trainer and a masseuse. Which I guess means that I would also have to get a bigger house with my winnings. I already have a maid (me) and a chauffeur (me).
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    A personal chef. Cooking takes me about 2 hours everyday and that’s time I could be spending with my family.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Chauffeur. I hate driving.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    A maid, I hate laundry
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Maid because that covers a variety of tasks. Think my maid would have to specialise in massages as my "muscles" are all bunched up.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Man, lots of you hate doing laundry...I love doing laundry
    ...sorting, bleaching...having everything clean
    ...but I don't iron, I can't do it right
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    Maid because that covers a variety of tasks. Think my maid would have to specialise in massages as my "muscles" are all bunched up.

    That’s not a maid, more like a personal servant!
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Man, lots of you hate doing laundry...I love doing laundry
    ...sorting, bleaching...having everything clean
    ...but I don't iron, I can't do it right

    I'd iron for you V 😉

    For me it's dusting that I hate!
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    Maid because that covers a variety of tasks. Think my maid would have to specialise in massages as my "muscles" are all bunched up.

    That’s not a maid, more like a personal servant!

    Isn't that what a maid is??
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Man, lots of you hate doing laundry...I love doing laundry
    ...sorting, bleaching...having everything clean
    ...but I don't iron, I can't do it right

    My mother never used a dryer in her life and even goes as far as ironing her jeans. I’m not that disciplined unfortunately.
  • Fuzzipeg
    Fuzzipeg Posts: 2,298 Member
    I'd have an electric car with an everlasting battery, and the freedom to take off.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Fuzzipeg wrote: »
    I'd have an electric car with an everlasting battery, and the freedom to take off.

    If flying cars existed and we had the capability to travel anywhere, I wonder if people would have the tendency to migrate south.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    Maid because that covers a variety of tasks. Think my maid would have to specialise in massages as my "muscles" are all bunched up.

    That’s not a maid, more like a personal servant!

    Isn't that what a maid is??

    Not that personal
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
    Maid.

    I enjoy cooking and driving...but cleaning is actually a chore.

    I do have someone come every other Thursday...but in my dream scenario, I would have someone picking up after me 24/7...well maybe they'd get one day off.
  • ElPasoMark
    ElPasoMark Posts: 47 Member
    I need a secretary.
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    Maid because that covers a variety of tasks. Think my maid would have to specialise in massages as my "muscles" are all bunched up.

    That’s not a maid, more like a personal servant!

    Isn't that what a maid is??

    Not that personal

    Clearly I've been getting my information from the wrong sources-films and comedy series.
  • beberexa
    beberexa Posts: 3 Member
    Maid for sure
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,585 Member
    Definitely a maid. I only really drive to work and home now and I wouldn't even let a client bring me some frozen yogurt because I wouldn't be able to control how much he filled the bowl and I'd feel weird asking him to take note of the weight. And I'd eat every bite anyway. :)
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Man, lots of you hate doing laundry...I love doing laundry
    ...sorting, bleaching...having everything clean
    ...but I don't iron, I can't do it right

    My mother never used a dryer in her life and even goes as far as ironing her jeans. I’m not that disciplined unfortunately.

    My mother ironed undies :D She did love ironing though.
  • xLollKellyx
    xLollKellyx Posts: 16 Member
    A maid 💯💯💯💯💯
    I drive so I don’t need a chauffeur and I enjoy cooking but with a house with 7 kids I definitely would have a maid 🙈🙈🙈🙈 I’d do the laundry and they could do all the cleaning... all I’d say to them is “good luck”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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