Minimizing the posterior by camouflage

annasor70

I am a part time ballet dancer with a bubble butt... as seen in my picture

What is the best ballet outfit to wear to make the posterior look less bubble butt like?

I am fairly slim and fit but don't really have a ballet body as far as my lower half is concerned. I have tried little skirts, shorts, unitards but I feel that my butt still looks more noticeable line wise than I would like. Any suggestions for what to wear by other dancer/ performers/ people in the know?

CapnGordo

...I feel that my butt still looks more noticeable line wise than I would like.

I'm digging the line.

UrbanLotus

Errrrr......no offense, but thats not a bubble butt. Wear whatever you want.

annasor70

Errrrr......no offense, but thats not a bubble butt. Wear whatever you want.

Ha ha..it IS compared to most dancers I know

UrbanLotus

Errrrr......no offense, but thats not a bubble butt. Wear whatever you want.

Ha ha..it IS compared to most dancers I know

I feel sorry for the dancers & their pancake butts then!

Beastette

Easy, change the line to more of a twerk-stance. Then, you have the advantage.

xeno8604

Why hide that beautiful asset??? Pun intended!!

annasor70

Easy, change the line to more of a twerk-stance. Then, you have the advantage.

Haha....not very balletic

Beastette

Easy, change the line to more of a twerk-stance. Then, you have the advantage.

Haha....not very balletic

I understand. I spent many years attempting to fit the Balanchine ideal...me, with my permatan. I was tall, thin, strong, and extremely flexible. However, the strength came from my super-developed quads. Not a good look in a leotard unless you're Beyonce. I could outrun anyone in that dance studio and could kill any modern dance, but I just didn't fit the ideal and did some silly things to try.

Then I found Magneto, and realized that superhuman mutants don't need to conform.

You have nothing to hide.