Scientific Question about Thigh Gaps

MooseKnuckle5

Simple question really for the ladies. On these blistering summer days we are having, does having a thigh gap prevent the condition known as "swamp *kitten*" due to the increase of circulation in those parts? Or is this condition just as prevalent with or without the gap?

MooseKnuckle5

No educated scientists here I take it...

catrinaHwechanged

WTF is swamp *kitten*??

Timshel_

Come to AZ. You will know swamp *kitten*.

PBsMommy

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

_noob_

WTF is swamp *kitten*??

I just snorted coke (zero)...

sweaty *kitten*...and the icky feeling of sitting/existing in wet sticky/icky drawers.

Some_Watery_Tart

In for peer-reviewed studies.

tworthen79

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

Gag!!

AlongCame_Molly

Come to AZ. You will know swamp *kitten*.

+1. Phoenix is the worst.

micheleld73

My educated guess is that it doesn't matter. If you don't take care of business and you get overheated - no matter how much gap you have it's gonna stink!! LOL!

DainaLC

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

Yep, I 'd say that's scientific enough! :laugh:

AlongCame_Molly

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

WTF is swamp *kitten*??

I should really learn not to read the forums when my boss is in his office. :laugh:

k8blujay2

WTF is swamp *kitten*??

I should really learn not to read the forums when my boss is in his office. :laugh:

and when Urban Dictionary is involved. :laugh:

Iron_Lotus

EmilyOfTheSun

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

Lmfao yeah that's the impression I was under as well. Just a plain sweaty *kitten*....no *kitten* involved lol.

TyTy76

IN!

For ladies talking about swamp *kitten*.

PBsMommy

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

hookilau

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

:laugh: :laugh: Me too!
But duck butter is a new one. Eww. Thanks :huh:

hookilau

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

Lmfao yeah that's the impression I was under as well. Just a plain sweaty *kitten*....no *kitten* involved lol.

Maybe they're referring to swamp *kitten* to the 10th power

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

This is my experience as well. No poop involved

miss_jessiejane

Well this thread is weird and disturbing.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

I call it swass: sweaty *kitten*. I don't think it would make a difference unless you can fit a running fan up in your thigh gap.

ldrosophila

I dont think thighs have a relationship to the perspiration of your derriere.

RivenV

Well this thread is weird and disturbing.

QFT

EatClean_WashUrNuts

Science still has proven this is best created with my face.

TheCaren

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

I'm dyin' over here. Coworkers think I'm nuts for staring at my screen laughing...:laugh: :laugh:

catrinaHwechanged

Science still has proven this is best created with my face.

Please cite your references!

ren_ascent

In for peer-reviewed studies.

This!

ecw3780

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

In my opinion, Duck Butter sounds like it involves the poop residue. Swap *kitten* is just an excessively moist undercarriage.

ecw3780

According to urban dictionary

After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

In my opinion, Duck Butter sounds like it involves the poop residue. Swap *kitten* is just an excessively moist undercarriage.