Scientific Question about Thigh Gaps

MooseKnuckle5
MooseKnuckle5 Posts: 89
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Simple question really for the ladies. On these blistering summer days we are having, does having a thigh gap prevent the condition known as "swamp *kitten*" due to the increase of circulation in those parts? Or is this condition just as prevalent with or without the gap?
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  • MooseKnuckle5
    MooseKnuckle5 Posts: 89
    No educated scientists here I take it...
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    WTF is swamp *kitten*??
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Come to AZ. You will know swamp *kitten*.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    WTF is swamp *kitten*??

    I just snorted coke (zero)...

    sweaty *kitten*...and the icky feeling of sitting/existing in wet sticky/icky drawers.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    In for peer-reviewed studies.
  • tworthen79
    tworthen79 Posts: 1,173 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    Gag!!
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Come to AZ. You will know swamp *kitten*.

    +1. Phoenix is the worst.
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
    My educated guess is that it doesn't matter. If you don't take care of business and you get overheated - no matter how much gap you have it's gonna stink!! LOL!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.
    Yep, I 'd say that's scientific enough! :laugh:
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    WTF is swamp *kitten*??

    I should really learn not to read the forums when my boss is in his office. :laugh:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    WTF is swamp *kitten*??

    I should really learn not to read the forums when my boss is in his office. :laugh:

    and when Urban Dictionary is involved. :laugh:
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    Lmfao yeah that's the impression I was under as well. Just a plain sweaty *kitten*....no *kitten* involved lol.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    IN!

    For ladies talking about swamp *kitten*.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

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  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    :laugh: :laugh: Me too!
    But duck butter is a new one. Eww. Thanks :huh:
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    Lmfao yeah that's the impression I was under as well. Just a plain sweaty *kitten*....no *kitten* involved lol.

    Maybe they're referring to swamp *kitten* to the 10th power :wink:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    This is my experience as well. No poop involved
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Well this thread is weird and disturbing.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    I call it swass: sweaty *kitten*. I don't think it would make a difference unless you can fit a running fan up in your thigh gap.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I dont think thighs have a relationship to the perspiration of your derriere.
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Well this thread is weird and disturbing.
    QFT
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Science still has proven this is best created with my face.
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    I'm dyin' over here. Coworkers think I'm nuts for staring at my screen laughing...:laugh: :laugh:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Science still has proven this is best created with my face.

    Please cite your references!
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    In for peer-reviewed studies.

    This!
  • ecw3780
    ecw3780 Posts: 608 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    In my opinion, Duck Butter sounds like it involves the poop residue. Swap *kitten* is just an excessively moist undercarriage.
  • ecw3780
    ecw3780 Posts: 608 Member
    According to urban dictionary

    After taking a ****, you don't not manage to wipe all **** residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over **** residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap *kitten*. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy *kitten* butt sweat.
    While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap *kitten*, his left over **** residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

    WOAH, this is not the definition I know. Where I come from swamp *kitten* is just profuse sweating in the crotchal and @ss region. Same as "duck butter".

    In my opinion, Duck Butter sounds like it involves the poop residue. Swap *kitten* is just an excessively moist undercarriage.

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