Strip Clubs

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  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    only if I leave my wallet at home and come with just a few bills. My willpower is not strong enough
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    THIS IS SHOCKING TO ME how many of you mention eating food at the strip clubs. :noway:
    I'll go stickly for the lovely lady lumps, stiff drinks and vagina tricks. :bigsmile:

    Some have great tacos.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    reasons why you DO NOT VISIT THEM

    um, they suck,
    there are dirtballs there,
    and if your spouse loves you,
    you jump the spouse,
    not the strippers.
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    There's no real point in my state anymore. :grumble:
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
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    Hot dang! Think I need to go jump in the cool shower at work now.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!

    I think you should be dancing on the stage.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    It's the only place I can meet women with names like Fantasia, and Ecstacy.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!

    I think you should be dancing on the stage.

    I did that move once....we had about 5 inches of ice and I went out on my deck....I liked to never got back to my door....
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
    Because that's where all the boys wanna go after a stag party...I happen to be headed to a stag party this evening...hmm?
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!

    I think you should be dancing on the stage.

    I did that move once....we had about 5 inches of ice and I went out on my deck....I liked to never got back to my door....

    lmao I think you should try it again (just on purpose this time). :wink:
  • whatshouldieat
    whatshouldieat Posts: 101 Member
    For the Breakfest!!!
  • sandikegz
    sandikegz Posts: 66
    Because women's bodies are works of art!!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Been to strip clubs twice in my life. Once because some friends brought me along and once for my dad's 50th birthday. Both times I was uncomfortable and did not enjoy myself. It was so bad actually because of how uncomfortable I felt that when my sister paid for me to get a lap dance, the stripper just sat down and chatted about cars with me instead because she could tell I was just NOT cool with it.

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    LMAO!!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Because women's bodies are works of art!!!

    Truth.
  • cingle87
    cingle87 Posts: 717 Member
    ehhhh boobs?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Went to one for my 21st birthday with my ex. Stripper told me she would give me a free, one-song lapdance for my birthday (we were prepared to tip). The bouncer then refused to let us leave the dance area until we paid him $60. They locked my ex in a room and I had to drive (after a few drinks) to borrow money so we could leave.

    Apparently I'm not the only person that has happened to at that place.

    Have had no desire to go back to one since...
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I like the glitter the strippers leave on my face when they rub their boobs on it... it reflects my sparkling personality.
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    Been to strip clubs twice in my life. Once because some friends brought me along and once for my dad's 50th birthday. Both times I was uncomfortable and did not enjoy myself. It was so bad actually because of how uncomfortable I felt that when my sister paid for me to get a lap dance, the stripper just sat down and chatted about cars with me instead because she could tell I was just NOT cool with it.

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    LMAO!!

    ...Thanks. I needed that.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    It's a good place to have a nice meal around the holidays
  • peleroja
    peleroja Posts: 3,979 Member
    They're a good place to decide what kind of implants I want one day!

    Also, taking shots from the cleavage of lingerie-clad girls.

    Also, amateur night.

    Also, the shower that our local super skeezy club has on stage.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,284 Member
    Geez...I haven't been to a strip club since before I was married to my ex! We only went once....and all we did was make fun of the girls who I hoped had a day job. :D
  • peterplsss
    peterplsss Posts: 169
    There's so many better things to do than go to a strip club, you can just find a girl that looks like a huge sloot and pay her less and get sex out of it than go to a strip club. You could go to one of those korean massage parlours and get sex with a better looking cleaner girl than at a strip club. You could go to a bar and use the money to get destroyed with a girl and probably get sex out of her cheaper. You could go skydiving twice for money you would drop at strip club. So many better and easier options where you get more for the same price or cheaper.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    I would go because I worked at them but now I go for the food. Although the place I worked at in my younger days had pretty amazing food...so I probably went for the food then too. One place by me now has AMAZING food for really cheap prices.
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I would go because I worked at them but now I go for the food. Although the place I worked at in my younger days had pretty amazing food...so I probably went for the food then too. One place by me now has AMAZING food for really cheap prices.

    you.. go for the pubic hair infested food?

    edit: agree with guy under me, op it's kinda obvious
  • jonsey_s
    jonsey_s Posts: 222
    Stupidest ****ing question ever.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    I would go because I worked at them but now I go for the food. Although the place I worked at in my younger days had pretty amazing food...so I probably went for the food then too. One place by me now has AMAZING food for really cheap prices.

    you.. go for the pubic hair infested food?

    edit: agree with guy under me, op it's kinda obvious

    Duh. Pubic hair is the new super food, haven't you heard?
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I would go because I worked at them but now I go for the food. Although the place I worked at in my younger days had pretty amazing food...so I probably went for the food then too. One place by me now has AMAZING food for really cheap prices.

    you.. go for the pubic hair infested food?

    edit: agree with guy under me, op it's kinda obvious

    Duh. Pubic hair is the new super food, haven't you heard?

    In that case when i let mine grow out again I will eat it.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    I would go because I worked at them but now I go for the food. Although the place I worked at in my younger days had pretty amazing food...so I probably went for the food then too. One place by me now has AMAZING food for really cheap prices.

    you.. go for the pubic hair infested food?

    edit: agree with guy under me, op it's kinda obvious

    Duh. Pubic hair is the new super food, haven't you heard?

    In that case when i let mine grow out again I will eat it.

    Pics or it didn't happen. I expect my inbox to have pics in the near future.
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