Limerick (format lines 1,2,5 7 - 10 syllables & rhyming/3&4 5 - 7 syllables)

150poundsofme

There once was a cow crossing the road
To get to the other side I'm told
The chickens stopped for the cow
Amazed all they could say was wow
Butt of the joke no more, maybe tomorrow a toad

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s1im62

A young wife named Janie went strolling
Her hubbie was drinking and bowling
She met a new friend
Walked with him to the glen
And now former hubbie's soloing.