S/O Not supportive enough!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alex_is_Hawks
Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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So I'm working out last night and I leaned over and all of the sudden I saw it.

I HAZ A THIGH GAP!!!!!!

I stopped. I stood up in wonder and let the blood rush back to my head. Then I bent over again and checked to make sure it wasn't gone.

It wasn't. It was there. Thy gym lights shining through that itty gap like the holy grail.

And I said in a hushed wondrous voice.

"I think I have a thigh gap?"

My S/O immediately stops what he's doing, looks at me and says:

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhh"

He KNEW! The dude totally knew before I did and he DIDN'T tell me!!!!

That's not really very supportive is it?

I don't think so.

So I said "You KNEW!?!?!?!?!?!"

He said "Yup for a while now."

I really don't know what to do. He should have told me. I feel so betrayed.

Advice?
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    He was probably afraid youd become like narcissus and become so infatuated with your thigh gap, get your head stuck in the gap, suffocate, and die.

    Jeesh dont blame the guy he was saving your life.
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    He was probably afraid youd become like narcissus and become so infatuated with your thigh gap, get your head stuck in the gap, suffocate, and die.

    Jeesh dont blame the guy he was saving your life.

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Maybe he was waiting for your birthday or anniversary...it's a great thing to use when you forget special occasions. Always have an emergency something...that's my motto.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Just break up.
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    yeah, he help back on the thigh gap... you can no longer trust him
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    See is things like that that piss me off.

    Obviously he keeps things from you. I say you bang his best friend for revenge. Better yet, let me bang e both of you and ill tell him you were better.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Make him pay special attention to your thigh gap to make it up to you.
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    Aren't you glad you have 1st world skinny problems like this??

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  • ShaeLovelyy
    ShaeLovelyy Posts: 55
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    Whattttttt a selfish person!! Its obvious he doesn't care about you and this relationship is spiraling downward...whats next huh!? WHATS NEXT!!! First he doesn't tell you about a thigh gap...then he stops sharing his food..then BOOM you find out hes got a wife and family in another country..ALL BECAUSE HE DIDNT TELL YOU ABOUT THE GAP!! RUNNNNNNNNN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Congrats on your gap, may the wind ever blow through your separated thighs...

    Shame about that selfish *kitten* man of yours tho!
  • mssteel90
    mssteel90 Posts: 124 Member
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    Not sure if trolling or serious. In any case thigh gaps freak me out.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    I think that he needs to keep his face down there for a while to make it up to you...maybe then he will learn his lesson! :bigsmile:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    At least it will be easier for him to watch sports when you're standing in front of the TV.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Guy sounds like a completely supportive jerk.

    Get some Viagra and crush it up into his protein powder.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    He sounds totally like a *kitten*, fancy not telling you..grounds for breaking up in my opinion.

    Next time he has spinach in his teeth, don't tell him. That'll teach him.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I think you should punish him by filling up the thigh gap
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
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    Check his text messages.
  • Babeskeez
    Babeskeez Posts: 606 Member
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    I hope this is a joke.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    He's a dude. Dudes don't just point that shiz out because they don't care. The only thigh gap a man cares about is when he is between them. I say chill, it's all good.
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 510 Member
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    I mostly don't get why a thigh gap is desirable if you are more than 12 years old.

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